Definitions by alan1
Sloppy Munt Special
To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Sloppy Munt Special by Alan1 November 8, 2008
LA Ice Cola
That disgusting cola drink that hobo's buy. It looks cheap and is, and rightly so. Because it tastes like shit.
Me: Whatcha doin?
Brenton: Drinking.
Me: Drinking what?
Brenton: Got this awesome drink called LA ICE Cola, its like 20c for 2L so I can just swig from this bottle all day. Although it has a very harsh taste, kind of faeces like, but worse. 20c though, cant really go wrong.
Me: Oh brenton....
Brenton: Drinking.
Me: Drinking what?
Brenton: Got this awesome drink called LA ICE Cola, its like 20c for 2L so I can just swig from this bottle all day. Although it has a very harsh taste, kind of faeces like, but worse. 20c though, cant really go wrong.
Me: Oh brenton....
LA Ice Cola by Alan1 May 24, 2007