alan steel's definitions
by alan steel October 17, 2008

the frizzy hair that sticks out sideways off of ones head, in front of the ear that cannot be tucked behind the ear.
im having a bad hair day.... look at these wingbats
by alan steel October 17, 2008

a moustache that in trimmed leaving only a thin line of hair directly above the upper lip; thus giving the illusion that it is sliding off of ones lip.
by alan steel October 17, 2008

a piece of human feces so large that it does not even move when the toilet is flushed. in most cases requires removal with a small garden shovel. plungers are rendered useless in a case of a bowl choker.
by alan steel October 17, 2008
