the frizzy hair that sticks out sideways off of ones head, in front of the ear that cannot be tucked behind the ear.
im having a bad hair day.... look at these wingbats
by alan steel October 17, 2008
a moustache that in trimmed leaving only a thin line of hair directly above the upper lip; thus giving the illusion that it is sliding off of ones lip.
by alan steel October 17, 2008
by alan steel October 17, 2008
a piece of human feces so large that it does not even move when the toilet is flushed. in most cases requires removal with a small garden shovel. plungers are rendered useless in a case of a bowl choker.
by alan steel October 17, 2008