Definitions by alan cheek
alancheek
Rhyming slang for wank of the week, describing a person who masterbates so much that they actually begin to experiment with other types of wanking, including poking ones own bumhole or lubing up a wall and rubbing ones self up it
He has been in his room for a lot recently and i keep hearing banging. he must be doing an alancheek
alancheek by alan cheek December 14, 2008
having a pokey
Using your own fingers to poke up your bum whilst using your other hand to rub your own sexual organ
having a pokey by Alan Cheek July 20, 2008