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Phonetic Charm

Glamorising someone by using prose or phonetics. You can use consonant rhymes to beautify your language and make compliments out of speech. To seduce a women you can tickle her with the alphabet.

Look at the words: shirt and skirt
You can see they are spelled identically except the 2nd letter.
Shh.. there's a reason we check the shirt first before the skirt
You feel the k at the top of your mouth click.. I don't want to call this asmr.

H & K aren't rhymes, but it makes a good joke.
C, F, K, P, Q, S, T
Aiden Valentine: I love defiling nines with rhymes
BB: That's phonetic charm.
by aidenvalentine December 14, 2025
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Our Charm

O-U-Our Charm
If you see a 1515, it is a key
Keys are key people; witnesses to power
Power comes down from the government
The government is Extraterrestrial

PROOF

304 : spells ho3 upside-down on a **calculator**
38 : these are sex workers. they are called baby but abbreviated 'bb', which is a 38
1515 : spells isis -- so these sex slaves better git what's coming to them

(see: Southern Charm: A bad thing. **twang**)
Government: Use our charm, and faith in marriage.
Aiden Valentine: I do
by aidenvalentine December 15, 2025
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