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thotitorium

Man: I got my paycheck today -- I'll get your cover charge at the thotitorium!
Friend: Let's go!

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When you leave some belongings at a female's (or male's) house, so you have an excuse to go back there for another date.

Guy: I left my jacket at Anastasia's house -- I'm gonna space invader.
Friend: Got a reason to go back to her place now. You clever devil.

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