3 definitions by agent O

Sailboating

The art of coercing a monkey to blow his load into you mouth so you can get high off his jizz.

Bill and Jerry like to go sailboating in the jungles of Costa Rica, because they prefer the old fashion way of getting stoned.

by agent O November 12, 2010

Mummy Queef

The only dope more potent than Afghan Kush at the moment. Don't be fooled by imitational grown Mummy Queef, believed to be handled with the tenderness of care and grown in actually pyramids with the Pharaohs.

Just got back from Cairo. The protest were crazy, but not as crazy as a pound of this Mummy Queef.

by agent O June 23, 2011

robin hooding

when one male licks the shaft of another man's penis, before inserting the tip of his penis into said man's urethra.

Rich was all like, "what's up man?", before he violently grabbed Russell's shaft and and decided to go all robin hooding on that dick.

by agent O October 8, 2013