affluent geoffrey's definitions

Portsmouth Plumber

A guy that gives BJ's to random strangers in public parks. Considered derogatory.

"hey man I heard you went to The Fens last night after the bars closed looking for a Portsmouth Plumber. lololololollolololololool"

"Wut? Fuck you. That ain't cool. I was at my grandma's house last night."

by affluent geoffrey October 6, 2019

schadegging

A term used to describe when someone goes to online forums to hype up cities or towns in an attempt to increase the value of their real estate investment properties.

This is fucking insane. The moderator banned me from the message board for schadegging. I don't even own any damn properties! Son of a bitch is clueless.

by affluent geoffrey June 26, 2019

Unwashed Masses

Unsophisticated people of a low socioeconomic status that don't eat lobster rolls for dinner at least twice a week.

Son: I'm hungry.
Mother: Do you want hot dogs or ramen noodles?
Son: Can we have lobster rolls?
Mother: No, lobster is too expensive.
Son: But all my friends...
Mother: I don't give a fuck what your friends eat you ungrateful little bastard.
Son: But mom...
Mother: There will be no lobster rolls in this house. Ever.
Son: You bitch!
Mother: Go to your room.
Son: Sorry mom. Can we get a Subaru?
Mother: This family does not drive a Subaru or eat lobster rolls.
Son: Why?
Mother: Because we are proudly among the unwashed masses. We are trash.
Son: Ok.
Mother: Don't forget you have therapy tomorrow at 3:30.

by affluent geoffrey July 21, 2019

Mattapan

A section of Boston, MA plagued by drugs, violence and poverty. Locals refer to it as "the Pan".

"yo bro wanna go to the projects in Mattapan and score some heroin?"

"motherfucker are you nuts? i'm not going to the Pan at night."

"u a pussy."

by affluent geoffrey October 13, 2019