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the carpenter

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when you bang a girl using a 4x4 as a strap-on
the carpenter hurts like hell I have a splinter in my ass
by adrain barboza April 2, 2019
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complex resuscitation

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when your women starts seizing mid sex and u need to do CPR. take your dick out of the vaginal always area and grab the defibrillator then carefully place said defibrillator pads on the women’s chest and side, arm the machine, once machine is armed u stick you dick back inside that seizing pussy and start chest compressions, thrusting hips and arms into the women at a steady 100 bpm. if machine says ready, shock women while dick is still balls deep inside the women. once cumming is acheived u are finished.
oh shit my girlfriend is seizing!! now i can finally try the complex resuscitation!!
by adrain barboza January 17, 2019
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