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Lapturd
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The
act
of using a
laptop
whilst
excreting faeces
I'
m
going to go take a shit, and I'
m
taking the laptop with me. In other words, I'
m
going for a lapturd."
Lapturd
by
ac1988
June 28, 2010
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