Definitions by abstract loco

Arias 

When a conversation or meeting goes past the point of being productive, or having a conservation or meeting ect. for no reason because the information is obvious and known to all parties involved.

"Why did you come late to the party last night"?
"I didn't want to. My boss went all arias on us again!"
"Not again!"
"Yeah. I don't know what his problem is with having these long, drawn out meetings when everyone already knows the information."
"Bummer."

Arias by abstract loco April 20, 2013

walxting 

To text while you walk, esp. to be simultaneously clueless of the surroundings.

Jimmy was walxting in the hallway yesterday and didn't realize that he was about to smash into an open locker.

walxting by abstract loco April 6, 2013