1 definition by absolutelegend123
Pippa is a friendly girl at first. She will listen and be there for you for as long as she is willing to.
However, if you break her trust she will wreak havoc upon you and will get her dogs, Pumpkin and Peanut on you.
But, if you stay close friends with her she will creep you out immensely and be extremely protective; she will set her dogs on anyone who hurts you.
She is also a big fat nonce and can be a massive fucking twat.
Has the tendency to say mad and send Morrisons messages. Her dogs are chihuahuas.
However, if you break her trust she will wreak havoc upon you and will get her dogs, Pumpkin and Peanut on you.
But, if you stay close friends with her she will creep you out immensely and be extremely protective; she will set her dogs on anyone who hurts you.
She is also a big fat nonce and can be a massive fucking twat.
Has the tendency to say mad and send Morrisons messages. Her dogs are chihuahuas.
"Omg. Who's that girl with the really pretty smile?"
"That's my best friend, Pippa. She's just wanked off a kid."
"Oh."
"Don't call the police, else she'll get her dogs on you. They're very big and scary."
Pippa: "Mad."
Pippa: "Hey Tony! You have (6) outstanding Morrison's rewards."
"That's my best friend, Pippa. She's just wanked off a kid."
"Oh."
"Don't call the police, else she'll get her dogs on you. They're very big and scary."
Pippa: "Mad."
Pippa: "Hey Tony! You have (6) outstanding Morrison's rewards."
by absolutelegend123 August 1, 2019