aNoNymous's definitions
"HOVA, H to the izzo, etc."
by Anonymous May 5, 2003

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

blink-182; good charlotte; simple plan; ataris; offspring; etc.
not: rancid; pennywise; nofx
basically when a band takes too much input from their record label and changes their sound/style to suit the desires. pretty much is the price u pay to earn more money and fame.
not: rancid; pennywise; nofx
basically when a band takes too much input from their record label and changes their sound/style to suit the desires. pretty much is the price u pay to earn more money and fame.
by Anonymous July 6, 2003

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.
Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.
by anonymous October 6, 2004
