a7x fan's definitions

fred durst

A untalented, hated, and crying singer/rapper from Florida.

Fred Durst sounds like a kid about to go through puberty when he starts his whining voice and then tries to "scream" which is just pure crap compared to M Shadows, Johnathan Davis, or Howard Jones.

Then he tries to make things better with his rip-off rhymes while he disgraces all rappers by saying 2 nouns followed by the 'f word' then one verb followed with another 'f-word'.

Fred Durst has also made more enemies than Axl Rose could ever get.

His current enemies include:

Scott Stapp of Creed-Talked about Stapp behind his back. Stapp offered to box with Durst, Durst backed down.

All of Slipknot-Durst called Slipknot fans "fat kids" and they don't like their fans insulted.

Zakk Wylde of Black Label Society (and many acts with GNR and Black Sabbath)

Britney Spears-Durst said they had a sexual relationship.

Eminem

Taproot

Placebo

Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden

Trent Reznor only guy in NIN

99.999% of the world

As a disgrace to music, pop culture, and just being a prick, Fred Durst (in the words of Johnathan Davis) can

"SUCK MY DICK AND FUCKING LIKE IT!"

My name is Fred Durst. I made a band called Limp Bizkit. I charge cheap shows so I can see old saggy boobs from girls.

Please kill me.

by a7x fan June 14, 2008