Definitions by a broken toaster

C Maxed 

When Max attends Colonel Macleod and punches you full force "To The Max" right in your pie hole

Leaving you breathless gasping for air while you cry like a baby on the sidewalk.
Symptoms may include mild headache, nose bleeds, and shit in your pants.

Fucking Bob got C Maxed yesterday. His mom pulled him out of school for a week.

C Maxed by a broken toaster October 26, 2020