Skip to main content

Definitions by _birthday

A mysterious creature who hibernates longer than a bear in winter and somehow still wakes up tired. Usually spotted surrounded by 47 varieties of Vaseline — cocoa butter, rosy lips, aloe, tinted, glittery, probably barbecue flavored at this point.

The human embodiment of “how did this even happen?” because she can get physically injured doing absolutely nothing. The type of person to eat one chicken nugget and immediately develop a fever and sprain an ankle

Also known as the yin to my yang — chaotic, dramatic, concerningly fragile, yet somehow impossible not to love.
“Did Saisha disappear for 16 hours and come back with a new injury and three Vaselines?”
“Yeah, classic Saisha behavior.”
Saisha by _birthday May 19, 2026