Definitions by Zosimus

BKAC

Acronym standing for "Between Keyboard And Chair."

Mainly applies to AOL users, who complain how something does not work, and tend to blame it on the software/hardware. 99% of the time, the problem is BKAC, meaning it is the user.

AOLUSER9120: OMG LIEK MY MOWSE WONT WORK THEIR IZ PROBLEMZ LOLOLOL!!!

Tech Support: Is it plugged in?

AOLUSER9120: OMG LIEK NOEZ WTF R U TALKIN BOUT DAWG?

Tech Support: Problem is BKAC *hangs up*

AOLUSER9120: OMG HE IZ GAYY

BKAC by Zosimus December 14, 2004

Daehlie

Noun -- a person who will find any way to fit 4/20 into their schedule, fitting it in ways not thought possible;

Verb -- to go light up;

Adj -- to do something well, while extremely stoned.

"Dude, it's 8:40! That means we need to smoke twice the amount of weed!" -- A daehlie

"Dude, it's almost 1 PM! That's also 12:60! Let's daehlie!"

"I totally daehlie'd that test."

Daehlie by Zosimus May 4, 2004