three dick gob

Descriptive of a woman with a particularly wide mouth, such as Julia Roberts or Calista Flockhart.

"OK, she's no oil painting, but one look at that three dick gob and I go weak at the knees".

by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007

Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.

"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007