Definitions by Zog The Undeniable

mole at the counter 

Precisely the same as turtle's head. To be in need of an imminent dump.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a mole at the counter and he isn;t going to wait!

mole at the counter by Zog The Undeniable January 23, 2004

woft

Acronym for "Waste Of Fucking Time". Very useful in the modern corporate environment.

That last meeting was a total woft.

woft by Zog The Undeniable January 23, 2004