Zog The Undeniable's definitions

manjack

A turd so large that it contacts the bottom of the U-bend while still emerging from the unfortunate crapper's anus, causing him/her to be literally jacked up off the seat. There is a particular risk of manjack when using toilets of the curious German or Austrian design, which have the U-bend at the very front of the pan and a shallow "deck" for inspection of stools.

"How long are you going to be in there?"
"Sorry, got a bad case of manjack and I've run out of toilet paper".

by Zog The Undeniable February 20, 2007

Jade

In the UK, universally refers to Jade Goody, a runner-up on the reality TV show "Big Brother". Despite being apparently slow-witted, devoid of general knowledge and lacking in classical beauty, Goody has since made millions of pounds by appearing in celebrity magazines, diet videos (although it later transpired she had lost weight through liposuction) and the 2007 "Celebrity Big Brother", in which her reputation was severely damaged following alleged racism towards an Indian contestant.

Goody is something of a chav icon, proving that you can be a success in today's Britain despite having no talent, beauty or, in fact, any other endearing qualities.

Did you hear that Jade's pregnant again? Wonder who the father is this time?

by Zog The Undeniable February 22, 2007