Zog The Undeniable's definitions

gypsy's curse

Male impotence; failure to achieve an erection. Classically blamed on a failure to buy pegs or lucky heather many years ago.

"Sorry love, I've got the gypsy's curse. It's like trying to get toothpaste back in the tube."

by Zog The Undeniable February 20, 2007

Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.

"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007