Definitions by Zoboomafoobar
gazillionaire
The richest man ever was Percival P. Smithely, a fastidious gazillionaire who would think nothing of spending $1,500 on a single Q-Tip.
gazillionaire by Zoboomafoobar June 20, 2008
Tear a spare
A euphemism for "to tear someone a new asshole" — that is, to come down on someone very harshly as a punishment
Okay, okay... no need to tear a spare.
OR:
Before: Don't forget to take the trash out, or I'll tear you a spare.
After: Jeez, I forget to take the trash out one time and you tear me a spare...?
OR:
Before: Don't forget to take the trash out, or I'll tear you a spare.
After: Jeez, I forget to take the trash out one time and you tear me a spare...?
Tear a spare by Zoboomafoobar March 15, 2008
bechod
Wonderful Welsh word meaning 'shame' or 'pity' — used (more's the pity) only in Welsh English as a way of expressing moderate poignancy, compassion, or empathy for an ironic or pathos-laden situation. Or even just as an indicator of cuteness.
"Bechod on him: he bought her a very expensive ring and a day later she left with his best friend."
"What a lovely kitten! Bechod!"
A better example of the sheer potency of the word might be:
"Bechod! Our one-legged, 102-year-old neighbour mowed our lawn whilst we were away on holiday in the Bahamas!"
"What a lovely kitten! Bechod!"
A better example of the sheer potency of the word might be:
"Bechod! Our one-legged, 102-year-old neighbour mowed our lawn whilst we were away on holiday in the Bahamas!"
bechod by Zoboomafoobar February 5, 2008