Zoboomafoobar's definitions

Face Buddy

A person who looks like you, whom a mutual friend or acquaintance has photographed or tagged on social media. Or mentioned. Or put you in contact with. Whatever. You then confirm the verisimilitudinousness and end up being buddies. What could be easier, or freakier?

S: The pool attendant at my gym looks SOOOOOO much like you. I want to take his picture.

H: You should. I'd like to have him as my Face Buddy.

by Zoboomafoobar May 8, 2013

Weedjit

Offspring.

A portmanteau word deriving from "wee" and "eejits" (qv), also proferring an acknowledgment to "widgets". The terms "widgets" and "weedjits" are practically interchangeable.

Refers to the strange and wonderful activites of offsping, be they one's own or not.

Not in the slightest disparaging. Not in the slightest cruel. Just don't let them hear you say it.

"How are the weedjits? Are the still tearing up the place?

"Can't wait to see those lil widgets again"

I'm gonna crush those squidgets in my bare arms.

by Zoboomafoobar July 14, 2011

foolmaker

Any of the many dark amber, thick, traditional British strong ales with an ABV of at least 5, drunk at temperatures just shy of room temperature. (Often jokingly said to contain twigs — an allusion to its rich consistency in comparison to anaemic and gassy lagers). A mighty reaper of brain cells, much favoured by morris dancers.

I reckon Adam and I must have had at least 9 pints of foolmaker last night: we woke up wearing each other's trousers.

by Zoboomafoobar July 15, 2009