2 definitions by Zixaphir Modnar
One who obsesses over or worships Nintendo, like it was his God or Religion. Usually over-obsessive and capable of writing a 200 word essay contradicting someone for plainly stating they dislike Nintendo.
Sony Fanboy: "Sony r0xx0rz!"
Nintendo Fanboy: "Oh really? Just so you know, t3h GCN is more powerful than the PS2, doesn't need a DVD Player to draw in people, even though Sony's sucks anyhow, has a better Good to Bad game Ratio than Sony, and..."
Microsoft Fanboy: "Nintendo is for kids, bizatch."
Nintendo Fanboy: "Halo F**ker"
*Sony and Microsoft Fanboys proceed to beat up Nintendo Fanboy*
Nintendo Fanboy: "Oh really? Just so you know, t3h GCN is more powerful than the PS2, doesn't need a DVD Player to draw in people, even though Sony's sucks anyhow, has a better Good to Bad game Ratio than Sony, and..."
Microsoft Fanboy: "Nintendo is for kids, bizatch."
Nintendo Fanboy: "Halo F**ker"
*Sony and Microsoft Fanboys proceed to beat up Nintendo Fanboy*
by Zixaphir Modnar July 25, 2005
The hardest, most durable material known to mankind, discovered by nintendo for usage in their console, the Nintendo Entertainment System (Also known as: NES). Its manufacturing process was perfected sometime before the creation of the Gameboy by Gunpie Yokoi, Nintendo's hardware genius, or "mad scientist", who invented many miraculous toys for children and adults alike, though many would argue they were meant for children.
Since the birth of the Nintendo 64 (IE, N64), Nintendium has become harder to produce or find, as the quality of the Nintendium used in the Nintendo DS (IE, NDS) and Wii (IE, Nintendo Wii?) have been reasonably weaker than their predecessors, though the WiiMote has been known to resist bullets, fly straight through Television Screens, and cause injuries when thrown, and is considered to be encased in the purest, most refined Nintendium seen since Gunpie Yokoi left Nintendo and died.
Since the birth of the Nintendo 64 (IE, N64), Nintendium has become harder to produce or find, as the quality of the Nintendium used in the Nintendo DS (IE, NDS) and Wii (IE, Nintendo Wii?) have been reasonably weaker than their predecessors, though the WiiMote has been known to resist bullets, fly straight through Television Screens, and cause injuries when thrown, and is considered to be encased in the purest, most refined Nintendium seen since Gunpie Yokoi left Nintendo and died.
by Zixaphir Modnar November 23, 2006