Definitions by Ziggy Volten

Mukmuk 

When one is about to ejaculate but completely confuses ejaculation with urination and thus creates a golden shower instead.

My boyfriend is a total imbecile! He totally mukmuk'd all over my new sheets when he mistook me for a urinal.

Doctor! You completely messed up when you were reattaching his vas deferens! Had I not caught this, he would have mukmuk'd all over somebody.

Mukmuk by Ziggy Volten February 10, 2010

Monkey Rail 

When arranges his body and is able to poo into one's own mouth with a long continuous strand of poo. The strand cannot be broken or interrupted.

That guy mistook his mouth for a toilet when he chose to Monkey Rail.

Monkey Rail by Ziggy Volten January 19, 2010

Quatchi 

When one is Monkey Railing (ie. Defecating into one's own mouth with a continuous and uninterrupted log) and accidentally hits the gag reflex such that a total exchange of stomach contents for rectal contents occurs.

Oh man, I was monkey railing the other day and I totally just quatchi'd into my buttox.

Quatchi by Ziggy Volten January 19, 2010