Sean

A fat slob who can often be caught staring at girls butts who are way to popular to even look at him.
Has wet dreams about fucking girls, altough he's never spoken to one
Overly obsessive about stupid things
Never shuts up
Acts like he knows about girls but hasnt been within 10 feet of one

"That weirdo has had his hand in his pants for the last 2 classes"
"He must be a sean"