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Cumbucha

It's where you do a "soaking marthon"—just staying still inside her, no thrusting, for an obscure amount of time . The "cum" part is ‘cause the guy blows his load too early during the soak, leaving the semen to just sit there, "fermenting" inside her like some nasty kombucha batch. They scoop it out after and use it to “feed” their kombucha SCOBY, thinking it’ll make their home brew more “potent” or some weird hippie nonsense.

Tried cumbucha with my girlfriend after we split a kombucha bottle. I finished early, let it "ferment" during the soak, and then she scooped it up to mix with her SCOBY jar, saying it’s for “extra probiotics.” I’m still gagging.

by Zhroomtrip September 5, 2025