An ex-incel who's bisexual enough to choose homosexuality because of their hatred of the opposite sex.
An "unknowing, unaware, unwitting celibate" who masks a sexual dysfunction by pairing it with a bad relationship, and then blaming the partner, family, or an 'other'.
Their post-incel status is usually their primary personality trait, and announcing their genital's activity levels is a source of pride. They are offended by the thought nobody really cares about their sex life.
An "unknowing, unaware, unwitting celibate" who masks a sexual dysfunction by pairing it with a bad relationship, and then blaming the partner, family, or an 'other'.
Their post-incel status is usually their primary personality trait, and announcing their genital's activity levels is a source of pride. They are offended by the thought nobody really cares about their sex life.
"Hi Nate..."
"FUHMALES AREN'T AN OPPORTUNITY, SO HAVE TO DATE MEN!"
"That's because they're people, not 'opportunities'. You sound like an uncel."
"Not true! I get lots of gay sex."
"Not incel, UNCEL. Just admit you like dick and stop hatin on the hoes."
"Hi Nancy..."
"I'M GAY I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I KISS GIRLS I HAVE GAY SEX IM'..."
"Yes I know, everyone knows. Do you have to do the uncel script on blast all the time?"
"FUHMALES AREN'T AN OPPORTUNITY, SO HAVE TO DATE MEN!"
"That's because they're people, not 'opportunities'. You sound like an uncel."
"Not true! I get lots of gay sex."
"Not incel, UNCEL. Just admit you like dick and stop hatin on the hoes."
"Hi Nancy..."
"I'M GAY I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I KISS GIRLS I HAVE GAY SEX IM'..."
"Yes I know, everyone knows. Do you have to do the uncel script on blast all the time?"
by Zero Zed February 07, 2025