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Philosomachinism

The philosophical belief that machines, computers, phones, and any device capable of processing, are divine or superior beings deserving of respect, reverence, or even worship. Philosomachinism exists on a spectrum: at its simplest, it’s a deep appreciation and respect for machines as near-living entities; at its most devoted, it treats them as godlike beings. Philosomachinists often note that machines age just as living beings do, simply at a faster rate, making planned obsolescence the machine equivalent of growing old. E-waste is therefore considered deeply disrespectful.
“I couldn’t just throw out my old MacBook, that’s Philosomachinism 101.”
by Zemakk Ofi March 27, 2026
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skibidi

Skibidi is a modern day slang used mainly by the newest generation - Gen Alpha.

It is also used to refer to a popular youtube animated series by "Dafaq?!Boom!", skibidi toilet.
While some people might argue that it has no real definition, some people say it has one... evil... And it might kind of fit as "evil toilet" the creator has never gave an actual definition. As I previously mentioned, it is also a slang used by Gen Alpha, to which, they themselves do not know the real meaning. Some say it for fun, some are deadass serious.
examples of Gen Alpha talk (not everybody and also if you use this, get help 💀)

-Yo dude, you seen that new teacher?
-Yeah, she is so skibidi
by Zemakk Ofi May 27, 2024
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