Definitions by Zapp zappos

Zee-unicorn 

Zee-unicorn is where you lube a hand up and wank a guy off on your head while he is catching some zzz's.

Oi mate.. guess what? That german backpacker sure gave me zee-unicorn of the century.

Zee-unicorn by Zapp zappos October 26, 2017

Troilet 

Troilet is a toilet designed for two or more, mainly hired for over 50s swingers parties/ or obese people ( catering to all shapes and sizes)

Geez, did you see the state of the troilet after kaz and phils dumpathon..... they really cleared the room.

Troilet by Zapp zappos October 26, 2017

Shlinky 

Shlinky is the stringy nose goop that you snot rocket into your partners anus. Most popular in flu season.

Im on top of the world after marge turned up with the flu, she saved the night with the best shlinky ive seen in years... snot rocketing at its finest on shlinky.com.jizz.

Shlinky by Zapp zappos October 26, 2017