Definitions by Zanninu

Squatch 

A multi use verb synonymous to 'smurf', but nastier.

Brian squatched down a bottle tequila and handful on Saturday. He was so squatched that he squatched up his chance to squatch that tattooed bartender with the big tits.

Squatch by Zanninu April 16, 2024

Squatched 

An all encompassing, swiss army knife verb. Synonymous with Smurfing, only nastier.

Brian really squatched up the canoe trip when he mixed up the dates.

Brian finally squatched that broad with the tattoos and the big tits from the bar last night.

Brian squatched a 2-4 of tequila, 6 grams of shrooms, and a couple rock star rails on Sunday. Then he squatched like nobody's business.

Squatched by Zanninu April 15, 2024