Definitions by Zanda Panda

Nettaism 

Similar to a spoonerism, is a general mis-use or mashing-up of words.

Netta: "Could you pass the spork and foon?"
Sarah: "Nettaism!"

Nettaism by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008

Breakfasting 

Verb. The act of consuming breakfast.
Breakfasting upon an item is to eat it for breakfast.

"Yo Graham, wanna go breakfasting on some toast?"
"I enjoy breakfasting"
"I do not breakfast upon tacos, except on special occasions"

Breakfasting by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008

wondersome 

adj. item has an aspect of wonder to it. Often confused with wandersome

Person 1) "What do you think of toast fishing?"
Person 2) "It is rather wondersome."
Person 1) "Indeed."

wondersome by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008

wandersome 

adj. item wanders. Often confused with wondersome.

"You have wandersome hands Henry!" - Henry's hands would then receive a slap for wandersome behavior, which Henry would misinterpret as a high-five and continue to fondle his lady-friend.

wandersome by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008

Toast fishing 

Verb. The act of placing a piece of toast on the end of a bendy stick and toasting it on a campfire (or fireplace) from a short distance. It has been remarked by many that toast fishing is the most relaxing activity in the entire universe, however, most of those found stating this later admitted to not having experienced every activity in the universe and retracted their previous comment.

"Do you want to go toast fishing?" "No." "Ok."

Toast fishing by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008