Definitions by Zak K

Emotigay 

When a heterosexual male tries to pathetically talk to or impress a girl with an abundance of emoticons, which has the unintended effect of making her question his sexuality.

Hey babe, I paid for our tickets to see Taylor Swift and Justin Biebler! 😎👌👍🎼😃I'm so emotigay.

Emotigay by Zak K July 9, 2016

cool fat 

A level of obesity beyond fat that is so great it becomes comical and/or worthy of congratulations. Applies only to males.

"There was this dude at the Cubs game with his shirt off - had to be 4 hundo or more - totally cool fat. I bought him a beer."

cool fat by Zak K November 5, 2006