Definitions by Zach Garrison

shit face cock master 

Someon who is always drunk and suck dick all the time

Jon Hoffman is a shit face cock master who does it with Tim Alo every night

shit face cock master by Zach Garrison March 20, 2005

stupid fucking pussy 

someone who is stupid and is afraid of asking someone out

Jon Hoffman is a stupid fucking pussy for not asking out Joanna

stupid fucking pussy by Zach Garrison March 20, 2005