2 definitions by Zach (Thrash til fucking death)

Emo kids are kids who are followers of the current largest trend, emo. Emo music can be described as sad/angery pop music. Emo kids usually cry alot and write sad poems. Emo kids are very pretentious in how they purposely act sad to fit in. Emo kids may claim to be void of everything pop-culture related, but in reality, they are the embodiment of it. You've probably all ready noticed, that you can't turn on your TV or go to a public place without seeing one. Obviously, they are very much influenced by all things popular.

You can often spot an emo kid from their ridiculously tight clothing and combed over type hair. It should be noted that emo kids like to dress like an emo no matter how inconvenient it may be. For example, the emo hair cut is made in a way that requires frequent re-adjusting. The tight clothing, also inconvenient.

Most people in society (also among the counter-culture) find emo kids to be a nuisance. As, a large majority of them come up with rude and insipid phrases such as "I hope you all rot", "No one understands me", or "My heart is so deep and black... and lonely". They are often in large groups of fellow emos, although they may claim to be outcasted and lonely. Emo kids also have a tendency to mock others, even when they take false pride in their "open-mindedness".

Also, there are many homosexual and/or bi emo kids. This is not said to be rude or mean. Alot of emo kids may claim that there are not. Yet it seems that they don't understand that much of their trends fashion comes from the gay community.

In the end, it comes down to the fact that emo kids are just following this new trend. It will die out in a couple of years, and everyone will forget about it.
Emo kids are likely the group of kids at your local high school who wear dark clothing and are sitting in a corner with their friends mocking other students who feel uneffected by insults coming from a wierd kid who crys alot.
by Zach (Thrash til fucking death) November 23, 2006
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Someone who is NOT a fool, and who is NOT sucked into the current trend (emo). Emo hating bridges the gap between different parts of society. For example, I (a metalhead) can agree with both rednecks, nu-metal kids, and preps on this subject (Of course, I despise rednecks, nu-metal kids, and preps).

Emo haters generaly hate emos due to their pretencious and insipid crys for help. They get quite annoying. As you can tell from alot of the definitions on this page, emos are very defensive about their poser trend. That is another reason why emo haters hate emo so much.
Emo kid: I'm so sad. No one understands me. I hope you all rot.

Emo hater: Dude, I don't know you, stop fucking talking to me.

Emo kid: You don't know what I've been through! Today, during 6th period, I got a paper cut.

Emo hater: Uhhhh... are you fucking retarded?

Emo kid: And yesterday, during gym, some jock called me a "fag" just because like staring at his body.

Emo hater: Seriously kid, stop bothering me.

Emo kid: And, the day before that, my parents said they're getting divorced. Do you know what that feels like?!

Emo hater: Uhh.. yeah, my parents are divorsed too. No big deal, you'll get over it. Do you honestly think you're the only one with problems?

Emo kid: Stop making fun of me! I'm sensitive.

Emo hater: Huh?

Emo kid: *crying*

Emo hater: Goddamn I hate you.
by Zach (Thrash til fucking death) November 23, 2006
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