Grolf

The sound a small dog/rodent makes when being struck by a stray putter/driver.

"Dude I hit that fucking gopher!"
"Yea, it grolfed"
"Kinda creapy..."
"Can we keep it?"
"You're going to keep a retarded gopher?"
"NO! A dead one..."

by Zac Rutter-Aulis July 20, 2008