cock-tard

Also, a cream-based condiment similar to mustard. It is often used to compliment light wines and seafood. It makes a great facial moisturizer (when used with cucumbers).
I slathered her clam with my cock-tard.
by Zac C May 17, 2005
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italian neck-tie

An act of torture in which the neck is sliced open at the bottom jaw and the tongue pulled through. Makes you look like a dumbass right before you die.
"How do I look?"
"Fine...wait, your italian neck-tie is a little crooked."
by Zac C June 03, 2005
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