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MPB
noun - Male Patterned Blindness; some men's inability to recognize that a woman is attracted to and interested in him until after she leaves and it's too late to act on it.
Due to Shane's MPB, he was not able to hook up with Tina.
by ZPJ June 11, 2009

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