Definitions by Yung Zoot
FF or Fat Fuck describes a man so fat that he has to take the stairs everywhere because he breaks every elevator weight limit. However, taking the stairs does not help as he makes up twice as many calories as he burns with trips to midnight cookies. The Yin to the titty bandit's yang.
Yo what up David, you FF the
Titty Bandit
Titty Bandit (TB) - A pint-sized man with a gallon-sized appetite for titties. Usually too short to reach them so he utilizes a step ladder to reach and drinks a cup of complan every day in hopes of being tall enough to grasp the titties.
Titty Bandit by Yung Zoot July 13, 2019