Definitions by Yuengling

cockmobster 

a dirty mexican who runs a cockfighting ring out of the back of his bodega.

Man, I owe that cockmobster thirtyfive pesos, or else he has my eyes pecked out...

cockmobster by Yuengling September 26, 2003

cockpod 

a condom.

Dude! let me get one of your cockpods, this bitch been rubbin my piece!

cockpod by Yuengling September 26, 2003

douche-bottle 

A crack-whore who can provide no milk to her AIDs baby, not even tainted cracked-out milk.

Yo momma musta been a real douche-bottle shaniqua, I find out yo momma give me the hiv'a...

douche-bottle by Yuengling September 26, 2003

magic hat 

sexual trick involving:
1 paper bag, 3 rubber bands,1 butane lighter, 2 ice cubes, and 1 dirty hippy chick. use sparingly.

DUDE! i through the magic hat on her! her scorched crotch is still bleeding!!!!

magic hat by Yuengling September 26, 2003