Yuengling's definitions

cockmuskie

A penis with fake gold teeth. (Think Black Ron Jeremy)

That cockmuskie reminded me of a world war two fighter jet, damn, them teeth ate me raw.

by Yuengling September 27, 2003

magic hat

sexual trick involving:
1 paper bag, 3 rubber bands,1 butane lighter, 2 ice cubes, and 1 dirty hippy chick. use sparingly.

DUDE! i through the magic hat on her! her scorched crotch is still bleeding!!!!

by Yuengling September 26, 2003

douche-bottle

A crack-whore who can provide no milk to her AIDs baby, not even tainted cracked-out milk.

Yo momma musta been a real douche-bottle shaniqua, I find out yo momma give me the hiv'a...

by Yuengling September 26, 2003

pawslut

a female who rubs on the penis often with the bare hands.

I got this nasty rope burn today...some pawslut was rubbin my jimmy with her sandpaper hands.

by Yuengling September 26, 2003