My dad had the nerve to tell me that If I didn’t do some shit related to a car that I didn’t know jack-shit about, then he would just say to me “you’re toast”
by YuOfTheNight February 29, 2020

When a state or country is uptight about something they have very strict laws against it or in favor of it
by YuOfTheNight May 15, 2019

by YuOfTheNight January 15, 2018

by YuOfTheNight October 19, 2019

I converted to Tupacism so that I will be safer knowing that my lifestyle doesn’t have to change in order for me to go to heaven.
by YuOfTheNight April 13, 2019

by YuOfTheNight January 10, 2021

A family friendly way to say “go fuck yourself”. Like when someone asks you for a favor and you don’t wanna do them that favor you can say “shake your hand and find someone else.”
So my dad told me “you have to get a job” 6 times in a row and I got tired of it and when he said it again I said “Shake your hand.”
by YuOfTheNight August 16, 2019
