Ysengrim's definitions

scrotum combing

Your guy is laying bottom up. You pin four or five fingers at the root of his scrotum and scratch delicatly, lovingly, in the direction of the balls, then back up, then back down... You proceed softly, but you manage for his balls to feel clearly your fingers scratching them from the back, of even from the front.

He was displaying his ass and balls to me. Bottom up on the bed. First, I licked his balls softly, from behind. When they were all wet, I sticked my lips and tongue in his adored slit-ass. I then did some scrotum combing on his wet trembling balls. I was licking and combing softly, getting hard myself, dreaming already to fuck his adored cock hungry ass.

by Ysengrim January 4, 2004

jisso

Mythical substance.

The ultimate aphrodisiac drug, as Eldorado is the ultimate country.

After they had absorbed the jisso, their collective fuck was flawless, endless, unreal.

by Ysengrim January 1, 2004

cork

A specific type of lockable dildo which a he-female dominatrix places in the anus of her slutboy to accentuate his feminization. Usually the obedient fully dressed ladyboy wears the cork when his Mistress and him are walking and acting in public. He must smile, interact, and obey as if his slit-ass was not completely jammed by his mistress' power. The proper use of a cork makes for a major enhancement of the understanding by boys and men of the social, psychological, and physical constraints of old-fashioned womanhood.

The slutboy (on a high pitch tone): When I sit, I strongly feel the cork.

The mistress: Sit pretty then, cross your legs tight, and serve me some tea.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

heterosexism

A discriminative attitude grounded on the sexual orientation criteria, and more specifically -our society being still what it is- a discriminative attitude towards gays and lesbians.

The heterosexism of certain definitions of the Urban Dictionnary really scares the shit out of me.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

slutboy

A girly guy following respectfully the orders of a masculinized woman.

The Mistress: Come on, slutboy, slink in your heels for me.

by Ysengrim January 1, 2004

pedoclast

An iconoclast on the subject of children. Somebody who is tired of the moo and the pedolator stand, and who decided that children can be laughed at and trivialized as any other being in the world, no more no less.

Let's be pedoclast about all this for a minut. Maybe the kid is just plain stupid!

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

pig-latin

The main argotic procedure in the English language. There are several versions of it, but the principle remains the same: to dissimulate the original message with a stable parasitic code surrounding each syllables of that original message. Pig-latin is a strictly verbal argot.

Smgokl-smfuckl-smyourkl-smselfkl is "Go fuck yourself" in a specific variety of pig-latin

by Ysengrim January 3, 2004