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Austohn

Austohn is the coolest crippled kid ever. He is our bestie, even though he is extremely innocent. He's anorexic, and likes to throw grenades at himself while playing Call of Duty. He's the most spoiled kid ever. His only diet consists of french fries, bread, and popcorn that he makes with the popcorn machine he ordered with his parents' credit card.

Jim Bob: "That kid is such an Austohn."
Jedidiah: "He's the coolest cripple I know!"

by Your stalker. :) March 3, 2011