Austohn

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Austohn is the coolest crippled kid ever. He is our bestie, even though he is extremely innocent. He's anorexic, and likes to throw grenades at himself while playing Call of Duty. He's the most spoiled kid ever. His only diet consists of french fries, bread, and popcorn that he makes with the popcorn machine he ordered with his parents' credit card.

Jim Bob: "That kid is such an Austohn."
Jedidiah: "He's the coolest cripple I know!"

Austohn by Your stalker. :) March 3, 2011

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Auston Matthews

The man who saved the great Maple Leaf from inevitable extinction.

That Auston Matthews kid is something else, eh?

Auston Matthews by MacDaddyy April 17, 2017

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Auston Matthews

Auston Matthews is bussin when it comes to hockey. This #34 is definitely a keeper. Playing for the leafs, he has won awards for his excellent skills, such as the Rocket Richard trophy in 2021 and many more to come. We love Austie :)

"Ain't Auston Matthews just the best?" - Linda

"Oh yeah, Austies my fav 😍" - Deborah

Auston Matthews by leafs be bussin ;) May 27, 2021

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auston

amazing guy that you will love nomatter what he does

ahh auston always makes me feel better :)

auston by brokenheart01 June 15, 2010

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Auston

A mysterious epic guy who is extremely good at video games and has a nice smile

The cooler form of the name "Austin"

The guy you wish you were like but aren't

A great Troll and undefeatable

GreatGmaezLps: Why is he trolling me so hard?

SkittleGamer9: He's just an Auston

Auston by GreatGamezLPS May 28, 2013

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Auston

1) boss

2) Strong man: physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually.

3) The cooler version of the name "Austin"

Don't worry bro, Auston's here. Everything is going to be better now.

Auston by Saint Bo Jingo February 26, 2011

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auston

Derived from Austin
1) - An anomaly, never matched or met, searching for enlightenment.
2) - Good looking, charming, intelligent.
3) - An American Poet, with excellent writing style and peculiar lyricism.

You are so Auston.

You're poem's are similar to Auston's.

auston by biabia July 13, 2004

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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