Definitions by Your mate

COVID drunk

The act of consuming a small amount of alcohol and acting absolutely bonkers with no memory of what happened due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.

"Dude what was the go with Jennay last night"?
"Aw bro she was just COVID drunk".

COVID drunk by Your mate August 8, 2021

covid drunk

The act of having a few drinks and going absolutely bonkers with no memory of the night due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.

"What the hell was wrong with Jennay last night?" "Aw bro she was just COVID drunk"

covid drunk by Your mate August 8, 2021

Rusty uppercut 

The sexual act of tongue punching a girls fart box while simultaneously fisting her fish taco. (Vagina)

Bruh, Jenny was still gagging for it after rooting last night. Had to resort to the rusty uppercut.

Rusty uppercut by Your mate February 23, 2017