Your freindly local heretic's definitions

bargepole technique

a) Using a bargepole for certain sordid actions.
b) Not have any contact with someone, other than poking them in annoying places with a (minimum) 30ft bargepole.

a) I bargepoled her good and proper.
b) I bargepoled her good and proper.

by Your freindly local heretic March 24, 2004

frumpish

Generally undesireable or downright minging. Must be treated with caution, the bargepole technique is often recommmended.

She is downright frumpish.

by Your freindly local heretic March 24, 2004

no parking overnight

When a person is considered too frumpish to stay the night, such a sign should be erected.

No parking overnight.

by Your freindly local heretic March 24, 2004