Uncle

Someone who has pulled down your pants in the family washroom.
Uncle Barry has sent you a message: 👙 See you at my place at 11 PM. Don't worry about age difference. 😘
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Kindness

An act to make someone want to touch you.
Take a shit in a grocery bag, put a little sugar on it, and put it into an unsuspecting individuals mail box with a sign saying: rich in flavour and ring the individuals front door doorbell. This is an act of kindness by giving away homemade chocolate (very homemade)
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Builtronic

A technology used for building things in minecraft
Too bad Steve had more diamonds. Poor Alex was stuck with the dirt she has and is. What a builtronic
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Drama

When an elephant busts 3 of his own testicles
The Elephant was jerking off so hard he hit his balls. Oh the drama!
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Animal Mating

When an uncle elephant has a big pp for his niece.
Uncle Elephant and Niece Elephant go animal mating.
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