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No-hoe-vember

Where a girl (or boy) puts their promiscuous behaviour on hold for the month of November.

Girl1: He totally wants you! Are you going home with him?
Girl2: I can't, it's No-hoe-vember.

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When a girl (or boy) puts their promiscuous behaviour on hold for the month of October.

Girl1: Did you go home with the lad from last night?
Girl2: No. I'm sticking to Stop-hoe-ber this month.

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