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(Noun) A female with a very vanilla sense of values. Her looks, her morals, everything about her is blah... When someone calls a female a "Muffin" they are referring to the type of muffin you would pick up at the local Dollar General. The kind that comes in a container and all you need to do is add water, shake it up and pour into the tin... Get the idea yet?. Very plain with no flavor.. Do yourself a favor and say NO to muffins
If a female isn't good enough to be called "Cupcake".. They are a muffin!
by Your Favorite Villain April 9, 2018
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