Definitions by Young Sween

Velocityraptor 

A sexual predator who also suffers from premature ejaculation.

"I got really badly raped last night. Not only did he have a knife, but he finished really quickly... I felt like I'd been had by some sort of Velocityraptor..."

Velocityraptor by Young Sween January 25, 2009

Vicar Candy

A young boy with an ample amount of curly blonde hair.

"There was the funniest looking kid outside earlier... PRIME Vicar Candy"



"lol"

Vicar Candy by Young Sween January 25, 2009

Viconvo 

The conversation that follows after said clergy member spots some lonely Vicar Candy.

"Come with me Rory"
"...but Daddy is over there..."
"I said NOW Rory"
"B..but..."
"Do you like candy?"
"W...what"
"DO YOU LIKE CANDY RORY!?"
"Erm... yeah I guess"
"Then come with me and I'll show you my candy"



... *shiver* at that Viconvo...

Viconvo by Young Sween January 25, 2009

Ripped Shandy 

While masturbating, proceed to snap your banjo string.

*eyes widen* "Owwwwwwww SHIT!"
"What's up baby?"
"I think I just Ripped Shandy right then..."

Ripped Shandy by Young Sween January 25, 2009

Skreep 

When a'caning a bitch, proceed 'accidentally' slip your shaft thusly into ones anus. A phallic shift.

"Maaannnnnn, last night was so fucking funny, taking Janice from behind... I JUST HAD TO SKREEP HER!"
"Did she twitch like a crackhead?"
"Most definitely"

Skreep by Young Sween January 25, 2009