Definitions by You thicc boi :)

Butterfingerer 

A butterfingerer is a person who likes butter. Butter is a fatty substance, so it is clear why many people like to use their fingers to play with it. Many children like to butterfingerer because it is very fun to do. Many people may mistake this for buttfingerer but be warned, these are nothing alike.

I butterfingerered while having dinner.

Butterfingerer by You thicc boi :) May 15, 2023

Afess

To kick someone in the balls then whack them in the head with a toaster before slicing their body in half.

My mom will now afess that poor old lady.

Afess by You thicc boi :) October 30, 2022

AFEESS 

To kick somebody in the balls but tell the police that atoms do not touch.

My mom will AFEESS that young teenager

AFEESS by You thicc boi :) October 30, 2022