You sunk my battle ship's definitions

chodeslime

That ooze that can be found on your chode (or any penis, chode sounds funnier) when you become aroused

"Yuck, you left a chodeslime trail all up my leg"

by You sunk my battle ship January 8, 2004

catwank

The speed at which one can open a bottle

"What's your catwank?"

by You sunk my battle ship January 8, 2004