Definitions by You sunk my battle ship

chodeslime 

That ooze that can be found on your chode (or any penis, chode sounds funnier) when you become aroused

"Yuck, you left a chodeslime trail all up my leg"

chodeslime by You sunk my battle ship January 8, 2004

catwank 

The speed at which one can open a bottle

"What's your catwank?"

catwank by You sunk my battle ship January 8, 2004