Work that is so incredibly well done that when people observe the results their jaws drop as their eyes take in the perfection of the work.
I knew right away that James was the mechanic who fixed my car because he had done such an awed job that it felt like I was driving a brand new car. It was perfect.
by You rReal Name May 16, 2023
Evolution gave man two weapons... a brain and a lawyer. Man has an insatiable desire to sue others for perceived or real damages inflected on them by their fellow man. We call one type of abuse a "tort", from the Latin "tortium"... a hurt, an injury or a wrong . One "tort" is just one category of abuse, one wrongful act out of all the acts you can sue for. If you protect your rights by suing, you are seen to be "tortal", one who is NOT be messed with, because you know how to fight back... you KNOW how to SUE!
Bob was one who did not suffer fools lightly. To say his perverse use of courts and the law satisfied his base tortal desires is an understatement of the most extreme kind. He sued his mother for not providing the necessities of life.... IN THE WOMB! He even wanted to sue Google for NOT knowing who killed Jimmy Hoffa, even when he politely asked Alexa to help find out. It was Bob who first came up with "O.o.o,h.h., I love tortals!"
by You rReal Name December 22, 2020
The tourist attraction voted most likely to benefit from a name change by having the current U.S. President carved into it each 4 years, and if re-elected for a second term.... the Vice President is carved.
In a daring move, Joe Biden today decreed that, if elected, he would sign into effect a bill re-naming it Mount Rushmost, and ensuring that EVERY president, past and present, is carved into the old Rushmore facade at a size befitting the good works performed. Republicans, in a daring political response, DEMANDED the new policy BE made retroactive.
by You rReal Name August 18, 2020
Even sex has rules for safe usage, SafeZoom™ is the set of rules you must follow for safe use fo Zoom conferencing software.
Bob thought Zooming to court for his sentencing would be secure, turns out his victims attended with Groucho masks on and recorded the public display for their lawsuits. Had he followed SafeZoom™ guidelines, he would have know to insist on a roll call. Then then tackling would have given up their attendance and saved him millions.
by You rReal Name July 09, 2020
The professional designation of those who study the demarcation devices signifying quartile success in the game of baseball.
At every major league ballpark the bassists gather in the designated boxes and continuously scan the bags with their binoculars, hoping to see the evolutionary morph into becoming a home plate. It happens so quickly, no one has ever captured it in a picture, but each night ground crews at every park leave 4 bags out on the diamond, and next morning one has become home plate.
by You rReal Name July 23, 2020
Any assembled group of exceedingly rich autoviles who worship Ingolstadt Germany as the only TRUE automobile manufacturing city in the universe.
"I knew I was in trouble when I began to praise my Beemer as the greatest German car ever made and I found myself in seconds surrounded by an audience, 5 rings of highly organized protesters. Even their cell phones rang 5 times for every call."
by You rReal Name November 22, 2019
The third party act of knowing someone who saw something happening on a computer screen, and then coming to court and describing what your friend saw. The visual equivalent to hearsay, non-admissable testimony from a person who was told by ANOTHER person what happened.
Bob always prided himself on his polite and accurate political blog posts, so he was very upset when he was arrested based on some cop coming into court saying his witness had seen a rude blog post by him. Since the cop had not read the post himself on a computer screen, the judge ruled his testimony as inadmissable seensay.
by You rReal Name January 10, 2021