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If you know how to defend yourself in the courts, lawyers get jealous, so they cry “vexigant! Your honor!l and you get shut up or found in contempt. A “vexatious litigant” is one who over years abuses his rights to relief from the courts. A vexigant can achieve that status with one perfect lawsuit. He’s the ultimate arch enemy of greedy lawyers everywhere.
The town’s lawyer had no Defence for the miss-spent taxes, so they claimed the whistle blower was a vexigant to put off the inevitable loss at trial.
by You rReal Name December 24, 2019
Get the Vexigant mug.Little Juliet was always walking with a slight limp, because her sister Emma’s foot me downs had lost a heel on the right side, forcing her to walk in a large circle to the right.
by You rReal Name September 8, 2020
Get the Foot me downs mug.Any assembled group of exceedingly rich autoviles who worship Ingolstadt Germany as the only TRUE automobile manufacturing city in the universe.
"I knew I was in trouble when I began to praise my Beemer as the greatest German car ever made and I found myself in seconds surrounded by an audience, 5 rings of highly organized protesters. Even their cell phones rang 5 times for every call."
by You rReal Name November 22, 2019
Get the Audience mug.Those nuts of a right leaning persuausion which go so FAR right that they almost strip their threads completely from the
bolt. As if the slightest touch or even a vibration might make them lose their grip on reality entirely.
bolt. As if the slightest touch or even a vibration might make them lose their grip on reality entirely.
Bob was certainly unusual. He attended Proud Boy meetings and ended up accusing everyone in the room of using the
wrong setting on their hair clippers. He joined Oath Keepers for dinner and complained they did not get there at the time
they promised. Even the most conservative Brit would say "He's a right wingding! He is wound up so tight he's about to
lose his grip!
wrong setting on their hair clippers. He joined Oath Keepers for dinner and complained they did not get there at the time
they promised. Even the most conservative Brit would say "He's a right wingding! He is wound up so tight he's about to
lose his grip!
by You rReal Name January 26, 2021
Get the right wingding mug.A man who started out his career building ships, but with no notable successes. When he wondered aloud what he should do to get better at his craft, AND on his craft, he was assured "Whatever floats your boat!". Lacking any success at doing just that, he replied: "Nothing, absolutely nothing!" will do that.
"Sharkie", was just not very handy with tools, and so, when he apprenticed as a shipwrong on the Titanic, everyone knew he had finally found his true calling.
by You rReal Name July 8, 2020
Get the Shipwrong mug.A device you wear for displaying on the ground before you as you walk, a bright red laser spot in a 6 foot radius circle around you as you walk. You can see all people near you BEFORE they enter your 6 foot radius circle so you can change your path.
Bob, being of an advanced age with pre-existing conditions, was afraid to walk about in public until he purchased the new Covoidable laser display device. It continuously drew a circle 12 feet in diameter around his feet wherever he walked. He could easily tell if he was about to violate someone's space, and so could they. And, due to the innate attraction cats feel for bright, red lasers spots, he had all the pussy he could handle.
by You rReal Name January 7, 2021
Get the Covoidable mug.Bob Marley would have understood COVID-19 and he would have been socially responsible and he would have written a song to tell everyone how to survive: "Wah gwan! Big up up. BE safe! Kip tuh yuhself...Be solomon!
by You rReal Name July 8, 2020
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