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When someone realizes they can speak quicker than they can type and they post all their thoughts as audio clips. They continue to have strong feelings and argue many sides of popular issues, so we refer to the resulting tirades as an auditorial. Audio editorials.
I remember the day the world abandoned Twitter because it slowed them down in re-arranging the world around them, and switched overnight to the auditorial, which has the advantage of virtual reality recreation of actual arguments among famous people for historical purposes.
by You rReal Name November 28, 2020
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Bob suffered from a severe case of keyboarditis, he was textitocious to the point of putting the internet itself to sleep with 5he volumes of useless words sent only to amuse his own ego.
by You rReal Name October 31, 2024
Get the textitocious mug.The art of oral distraction, the verbal skills needed to "Alter-nate" truth into pure fiction. aka "The Con-way" or "Conwayfying", aka "the long gone con", aka "the blonde-con"
Kellyanne truly masters the time honoured sleight-of-mouth necessary to magically mould fact into fiction, and shall inherit the earth, because thou shalt have no falsettos before her.
by You rReal Name August 16, 2020
Get the Sleight-of-mouth mug.The abhorrent way some people abuse our court systems to their personal advantage by saying, writing and doing things to waste time and frustrate and impoverish their enemies.
He had a certain style, a vexattitude that looked to a REAL lawyer like he was just using the Courts as his personal playground in retirement. So, REAL lawyers tended to just have the cops cool him off in jail every few months.
by You rReal Name June 25, 2020
Get the vexattitude mug.The third party act of knowing someone who saw something happening on a computer screen, and then coming to court and describing what your friend saw. The visual equivalent to hearsay, non-admissable testimony from a person who was told by ANOTHER person what happened.
Bob always prided himself on his polite and accurate political blog posts, so he was very upset when he was arrested based on some cop coming into court saying his witness had seen a rude blog post by him. Since the cop had not read the post himself on a computer screen, the judge ruled his testimony as inadmissable seensay.
by You rReal Name January 10, 2021
Get the seensay mug.If you know how to defend yourself in the courts, lawyers get jealous, so they cry “vexigant! Your honor!l and you get shut up or found in contempt. A “vexatious litigant” is one who over years abuses his rights to relief from the courts. A vexigant can achieve that status with one perfect lawsuit. He’s the ultimate arch enemy of greedy lawyers everywhere.
The town’s lawyer had no Defence for the miss-spent taxes, so they claimed the whistle blower was a vexigant to put off the inevitable loss at trial.
by You rReal Name December 24, 2019
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I knew right away that James was the mechanic who fixed my car because he had done such an awed job that it felt like I was driving a brand new car. It was perfect.
by You rReal Name May 16, 2023
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