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She is a bit self centered, her trump-itis rages when anyone asks her to discuss ANY topic. It turns out whatever she is asked to discuss is picking on her.
by You rReal Name March 1, 2020
Get the trump-itis mug.The self-important state of thinking in the mind of an over privileged, over educated, over funded 20-30-something who opines that the worst thing in the world for them is when you answer a friend in her home..."Would you like some water?" with "Yes, please." and then you hear her running the tap in the kitchen.
Jessica and Michael, bonded by being the most popular names EVER, expressed their innate millenientality by supporting Donald Trump because he "stood up for them against the fake news,” He was of the age where his millenientality showed every time he got on his soapbox about requiring manufacturers of face masks to certify in writing that the black ones worked just as well as the white.
by You rReal Name May 31, 2020
Get the Millenientality mug.Sara had always found her personal life all too dull, and so she dabbled in janefoolery to bring smiles to the most unlikely faces in the most unlikely places!
by You rReal Name June 6, 2020
Get the janefoolery mug.Pandemicrophone - n. a socially distanced audio input device Alt.n. Audio input device designed for an Ailuropoda melanoleuca (aka: giant panda)
When the lonely musicians emerged from quarantine for their first paying gig in months, each one brought their favourite pandemicrophone so the spit from the drummer would not put them in hospital.
by You rReal Name June 14, 2020
Get the pandemicrophone mug.n. a dangerous blend of town Bylaws ticket writers outfitted in black SWAT uniforms, bulletproof vests, tactical flashlights and trucks with light bars and sirens. When you park in the wrong place they are ready!
Innocently, Bob parked for just a couple of minutes inside a School bus stop and before his foot touched the ground, SWATLaws had him ejected in a perfect PIT maneuver followed by a rapid set of hand signals meaning "You! You're ours now!"
by You rReal Name June 19, 2020
Get the SWATLaws mug.2nd Amend...errrr...Commandment: And God said...”Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”...insert photo of Trump here... “Let’s do a gig BAREBACK in Oklahoma,”...photo, lineup of people with battery powered Dyson fans...music swells in a funeral dirge...”KARMA! Coming soon to a White House near you!”...fade to black then an overexposed bright sunrise
Y’all gotta hear what happened! A bunch of patriots took their Dysons to the rally to cool off Trump while he raged. He died of Oklakarma™©️. That’s what you get for forgetting to mask up.
by You rReal Name June 20, 2020
Get the Oklakarma™©️ mug.If a person, say an author, is well spoken and writes a lot of books, he is called prolific. But, an ordinary person who writes well, but rarely and not in detail... he shall be referred to as amateurlific. He can carry on a written conversation fairly well, but the castle he builds with his prose tend to most often be made of sand. He fails to write enough detail, but fortunately for his readers, he chooses to write infrequently so they let him get away with it.
Bob often was self-described as knowing an extraordinary amount about everything, whereas his blog lacked detail and in all other ways was equally amateurlific. He lacked content, and detail. He often promised, but he never really delivered. Little Leaguer.
by You rReal Name June 24, 2020
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