You rReal Name's definitions

Cuncillor

A contraction of “cunning councillors”, those elected municipal representatives who are so smart they invent projects that always benefit their bank accounts FIRST while ONLY APPEARING to benefit the townspeople. Also can be used as an expletive to express a general dissatisfaction with elected officials.

There was no doubt that after the Contentious debate the Cuncillors were responsible for the flawed contract. It paid them each 5% of the gross deal under the table and townsfolk paid only double the going rate for asphalt paving.

by You rReal Name July 25, 2020

Bobotomy

The first in a planned series of personalized brain surgeries which remove all traces of the common character traits of all the Bobs you ever knew. The steadfastness and resolve of the “Robert”, and the good looks and endearments of “Rob” in him are left alone, but all the fun-loving eccentricities and the “no pun left behind” attitude simply disappear on the cutting room floor. If the clinic is proven to successfully restructure Bob, the Joebotomy will arrive in time for the election. Any old Joe you choose can be transformed with a few deft cuts to become Barack or Bill-like at the molecular level. The Flobotomy follows and offers back a serious insurance agent where once only a floozy lived.

Bob had tried all of the run of the mill brain surgeries to make himself more docile, less irritating...but when the Bobotomy was introduced in ‘19 he was first in line for it and he was able to live a benign yet fruitful life. Never again would the world be subjected to bad puns and childish practical jokes.

by You rReal Name August 19, 2020

underdo

The complete lack of the ability to complete tasks with the normally accepted level of completeness from an average intellect. Ineffective. Lazy, but does actually perform small tasks on occasion.

Bob, despite many years of experience, was a complete failure at finishing jobs of a high quality. Instead, he would inevitably underdo even the simplest of tasks. He left so much to be completed by others and would always be underdue as well.

by You rReal Name February 24, 2022

underdue

The state of any person on a project where the first date or time for a task has yet to occur.

While Bob was not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, he WAS always able to report his tasks as under control and underdue in project status meetings. He did this by providing excessively estimates for his portion of the work at planning time.

by You rReal Name February 24, 2022

knoll-it-all

A extremely arrogant, self-centered person who claims at every turn to know more about everything than anybody else in the world. To the point those who had to put up with him were known to wish for a small grassy mound and a couple of eager Cuban mercenaries.

Bob was an avid yet arrogant vintage car collector. His constant and annoying claims he was the expert on every 1963 Lincoln model made led to his being referred to as a knoll-it-all.

by You rReal Name November 6, 2024

her-story

The documentation of injustices to women based solely on equality, NOT simply on preference to one sex or another.

When you research the her-story facts, you will find that women are given longer jail sentences for the same crime than are men, are paid 13.3% less for the same job, and are TEN times more likely to be sexually assaulted.

by You rReal Name July 12, 2020

man die

What you need to make sure you always have your super heroes around.
A die is what is used to form steel into something strong and useful. Superman did not need one to be created, but mere mortals require a man die to replicate their heroes.

It took them many hours of careful grinding and polishing to create a man die capable of cloning their hero, Steve McQueen. But, even in the earliest stages, it was test-stamping out quite a remarkable version of Clint Eastwood, post Dirty Harry, just prior to Gran Torino.

by You rReal Name July 8, 2020