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Ed die

When nothing but an innocent errant space splits a proper noun and turns it into a sadistic command to kill
It was just a matter of time before a simple typo, Ed die, got him arrested for ordering the death of Axel Foley, arguably the most famous cop in Beverly Hills.
by You rReal Name July 8, 2020
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biangulation

Being able to locate precisely with only 2 "sightings". Humans and dogs, will use JUST noise entering our 2 ears to get a precise knowledge of where a noise is coming from. Biangulation is finding stuff precisely with only 2 concurrent observations., not 3.
Dogs have been biangulating their way to cookie jars for centuries. So while a dog certainly has excellent smelling abilities, biangulation gets any dog DIRECTLY to the cookie jar with the slightest rattle of the lid.
by You rReal Name July 27, 2020
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janefoolery

The all too human desire to demand to be allowed to create your own fun, despite being a woman.
Sara had always found her personal life all too dull, and so she dabbled in janefoolery to bring smiles to the most unlikely faces in the most unlikely places!
by You rReal Name June 6, 2020
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her-story

The documentation of injustices to women based solely on equality, NOT simply on preference to one sex or another.
When you research the her-story facts, you will find that women are given longer jail sentences for the same crime than are men, are paid 13.3% less for the same job, and are TEN times more likely to be sexually assaulted.
by You rReal Name July 12, 2020
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underdue

The state of any person on a project where the first date or time for a task has yet to occur.
While Bob was not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, he WAS always able to report his tasks as under control and underdue in project status meetings. He did this by providing excessively estimates for his portion of the work at planning time.
by You rReal Name February 24, 2022
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knoll-it-all

A extremely arrogant, self-centered person who claims at every turn to know more about everything than anybody else in the world. To the point those who had to put up with him were known to wish for a small grassy mound and a couple of eager Cuban mercenaries.
Bob was an avid yet arrogant vintage car collector. His constant and annoying claims he was the expert on every 1963 Lincoln model made led to his being referred to as a knoll-it-all.
by You rReal Name November 6, 2024
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E-Piphany

An internet E-nabled delivery of an "illuminating discovery, realization, or disclosure." Rather than being required to have the mental ability to accept something entirely new, one can login and be fed illumination.

Just be clicking "Mark As Read" you too can instantly attain "an intuitive grasp of reality through something (such as an event) usually simple and striking." Why waste brain power when an email will do?

E-piphany! When your brain is just too busy to learn something new.
Bob was a few synapses short of a brain and being able of accepting brand new concepts, so when it came to , he signed up for a monthly E-nlightened E-Piphany. When the email arrives he quickly double clicks it to open, and the rush of sudden apathy and intelligence fills his body. The world gets a little bit clearer... More obvious and distinct, Finally, he is at peace once again for another 30 days.
by You rReal Name January 6, 2021
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