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trump-itis

The act of making EVERYTHING in the universe about yourself
She is a bit self centered, her trump-itis rages when anyone asks her to discuss ANY topic. It turns out whatever she is asked to discuss is picking on her.
by You rReal Name March 1, 2020
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Biden my time

To calmly, rationally wait for the rest of the world to catch up with me. To never lose my cool while the madness dissolves and we then march on together into a better world.
I have this crazy idea that my rights are being denied by a group of people who want me to shut up about their crimes. So, I’m Biden my time while they run out of new things to try. Soon they will agree with me and we can move on to a better life together.
by You rReal Name November 14, 2020
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clusterfaith

The righteous Christian feelings that are generated, amplified and widely spread when a person in high authority says something and convinces just one disciple, then ALL people believe that disciple in everything he says.... soon, everyone has the same faith.

It's a clusterfaith!
Bob was not positive the Ark could actually hold 2 of every species existing during the times of Moses. But, when Billy Graham spoke on Sunday and verified the claim as being fact, Bob was swept up in a clusterfaith experienced by millions in every country of the world, one which no court could possible defeat.
by You rReal Name November 25, 2020
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auditorial

When someone realizes they can speak quicker than they can type and they post all their thoughts as audio clips. They continue to have strong feelings and argue many sides of popular issues, so we refer to the resulting tirades as an auditorial. Audio editorials.
I remember the day the world abandoned Twitter because it slowed them down in re-arranging the world around them, and switched overnight to the auditorial, which has the advantage of virtual reality recreation of actual arguments among famous people for historical purposes.
by You rReal Name November 28, 2020
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Millenientality

The self-important state of thinking in the mind of an over privileged, over educated, over funded 20-30-something who opines that the worst thing in the world for them is when you answer a friend in her home..."Would you like some water?" with "Yes, please." and then you hear her running the tap in the kitchen.
Jessica and Michael, bonded by being the most popular names EVER, expressed their innate millenientality by supporting Donald Trump because he "stood up for them against the fake news,” He was of the age where his millenientality showed every time he got on his soapbox about requiring manufacturers of face masks to certify in writing that the black ones worked just as well as the white.
by You rReal Name May 31, 2020
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janefoolery

The all too human desire to demand to be allowed to create your own fun, despite being a woman.
Sara had always found her personal life all too dull, and so she dabbled in janefoolery to bring smiles to the most unlikely faces in the most unlikely places!
by You rReal Name June 6, 2020
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pandemicrophone

Pandemicrophone - n. a socially distanced audio input device Alt.n. Audio input device designed for an Ailuropoda melanoleuca (aka: giant panda)
When the lonely musicians emerged from quarantine for their first paying gig in months, each one brought their favourite pandemicrophone so the spit from the drummer would not put them in hospital.
by You rReal Name June 14, 2020
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