You rReal Name's definitions

auditorial

When someone realizes they can speak quicker than they can type and they post all their thoughts as audio clips. They continue to have strong feelings and argue many sides of popular issues, so we refer to the resulting tirades as an auditorial. Audio editorials.

I remember the day the world abandoned Twitter because it slowed them down in re-arranging the world around them, and switched overnight to the auditorial, which has the advantage of virtual reality recreation of actual arguments among famous people for historical purposes.

by You rReal Name November 28, 2020

Mainvid-19

You don't START your pandemic with ALL your best players... you END with them!

Covid-19 is just that, a "Co", a helper "vid", an assistant vid, a copilot vid, it is a "not ready for prime time" vid, it is the "fluffer" vid for many major molecular level death sprees. The VP to any Prez. The Teller for every Penn. "Radar" to any MASH Colonel.

Mainvid-19 is the one to watch out for. Covid-19 is a mere distraction in comparison. Its only purpose is to grab our attention for the main act.

Covid-19 was only the opening act, and will rate just a minus 5 on a scale of 1 to 10, death rate wise.

Mainvid-19 may end life on earth as we knew it, leaving single cel amoebas to restart that long evolutionary climb to becoming a burger flipper.

In 2021, Public redemption for Republicans who felt tainted by Trump's constant claims that Covid-19 is a scam came when Mainvid-19 arrived in February, and in its first days produced a Twin Towers box score each HOUR. 80,000 deaths every day. The light bulbs shone bright over every Republican's head, Trump had NOT lied about the pandemic being fake after all. He meant only that Mainvid-19 had not got here yet, he created the Co vaccine himself, and whenever Mainvid-19 arrives, it's on Biden's watch!

by You rReal Name December 21, 2020

Tortal

Evolution gave man two weapons... a brain and a lawyer. Man has an insatiable desire to sue others for perceived or real damages inflected on them by their fellow man. We call one type of abuse a "tort", from the Latin "tortium"... a hurt, an injury or a wrong . One "tort" is just one category of abuse, one wrongful act out of all the acts you can sue for. If you protect your rights by suing, you are seen to be "tortal", one who is NOT be messed with, because you know how to fight back... you KNOW how to SUE!

Bob was one who did not suffer fools lightly. To say his perverse use of courts and the law satisfied his base tortal desires is an understatement of the most extreme kind. He sued his mother for not providing the necessities of life.... IN THE WOMB! He even wanted to sue Google for NOT knowing who killed Jimmy Hoffa, even when he politely asked Alexa to help find out. It was Bob who first came up with "O.o.o,h.h., I love tortals!"

by You rReal Name December 22, 2020

Liatribe

An angry rant on any topic in which absolutely nothing said is true. Every word of every sentence is simply one lie after another

Bob was at the end of his blogging rope. He could no longer maintain interest in his blog without creating a new liatribe every day in which he mislead his readers with ever increasing madness. Never again would he be believed on any topic.

by You rReal Name December 24, 2020

Bviator

A Bviators are the "Not so good" pilots who failed the flying tests and instead used eBay to get a licence with Pakistan's International Airline, PIA, the epitome of the bviation industry. One in three have fake bviator licences says CNN.

Not everyone can fly perfectly and safely, so many dropouts become bviators for Pakistan International Airlines.

by You rReal Name October 20, 2020

Tislexia

The public generally knows the horror of dyslexia as perceiving written words in reverse order, thus making it difficult to learn as quickly as other people. They see words backwards. They communicate ideas backwards.
The extreme condition causes seeing EVENTS, time, life itself, backwards... in absolutely reverse order at times.
It shows itself when the affected tells another person something physically exists or HAS happened when it has not yet happened or has not yet been created. The other person says "No, it's not!" and the affected says "Yes, 'tis!!".
So, tislexia was born, and tislexia reached its zenith today in the White House. It was announced that THIS White House under Donald Trump had ended COVID-19 on the SAME day as the worst infection rate EVER in the history of the USA.
Tislexia! PLEASE! Leave home without it! Live your life in the correct order!

Bob had always doubted the Wall would be built down the middle of a river mostly, but one day he bumped his head on an iceberg, developed tislexia and began to see the Wall as completed. "Look! The floating river wall works! No one will EVER think to swim UNDER it!"

by You rReal Name October 28, 2020

behearer

One who had the actual soundwaves enter their ear canal and become a signal to their brains. One who heard something first hand (first ear?) with no alterations induced by people who passed on their opinions of what was heard.

Beautiful music exists ONLY in the ear of the behearer What may be squeaks and squawks to you may be be the music of angels to another. Nothing can duplicate the music beheard live in a concert. And God said: “Behear what I say unto you for it’s vibrations shall bring you joy!

by You rReal Name January 4, 2021