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One who had the actual soundwaves enter their ear canal and become a signal to their brains. One who heard something first hand (first ear?) with no alterations induced by people who passed on their opinions of what was heard.
Beautiful music exists ONLY in the ear of the behearer What may be squeaks and squawks to you may be be the music of angels to another. Nothing can duplicate the music beheard live in a concert. And God said: “Behear what I say unto you for it’s vibrations shall bring you joy!
by You rReal Name January 4, 2021
Get the behearer mug.A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.
Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .
by You rReal Name July 27, 2020
Get the I-Eye mug.Evolution gave man two weapons... a brain and a lawyer. Man has an insatiable desire to sue others for perceived or real damages inflected on them by their fellow man. We call one type of abuse a "tort", from the Latin "tortium"... a hurt, an injury or a wrong . One "tort" is just one category of abuse, one wrongful act out of all the acts you can sue for. If you protect your rights by suing, you are seen to be "tortal", one who is NOT be messed with, because you know how to fight back... you KNOW how to SUE!
Bob was one who did not suffer fools lightly. To say his perverse use of courts and the law satisfied his base tortal desires is an understatement of the most extreme kind. He sued his mother for not providing the necessities of life.... IN THE WOMB! He even wanted to sue Google for NOT knowing who killed Jimmy Hoffa, even when he politely asked Alexa to help find out. It was Bob who first came up with "O.o.o,h.h., I love tortals!"
by You rReal Name December 22, 2020
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Yosemites! I’m feeling a bit verklempt ...let’s schlep out the heavy bags for an hour and then catch us a schvitz!
by You rReal Name August 5, 2020
Get the Yosemites mug.What a tomcat who can’t spell calls the stuff he exudes when sufficiently sexually stimulated by a particularly cute pussy.
Tweetybird had to perch quietly while Sylvester moaned, groaned and ultimately climaxed in a spray of catachism he directed at least at the correct end of the pussy presented to him.
by You rReal Name January 5, 2021
Get the Catachism mug.The complete lack of the ability to complete tasks with the normally accepted level of completeness from an average intellect. Ineffective. Lazy, but does actually perform small tasks on occasion.
Bob, despite many years of experience, was a complete failure at finishing jobs of a high quality. Instead, he would inevitably underdo even the simplest of tasks. He left so much to be completed by others and would always be underdue as well.
by You rReal Name February 24, 2022
Get the underdo mug.The exact degree of sin that you just committed. Expressed as "GUILTY-01" to "GUILTY-100". So a quick butt-pat of your secretary in the halls might be GUILTY-01, while a three way with and at your Mother-in-law's Bridge Club is GUILTY-100.
Allan was a recent groom, and as such he had not learned his persintage catechism. He thought that just "checking out a cute butt" was off the scale, but that has been judged GUILTY-27 for years.
by You rReal Name August 8, 2020
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