You rReal Name's definitions
How you refer to those friends who help you through life after divorce by sharing a Costco membership so you do not get withdrawal symptoms from not having a large enough jar of mayonnaise.... in reserve.
Bob’s Costbro, Jock, was the perfect match. They consumed broiled chicken, cole slaw, three bean salad, Frank’s Red Hot and toilet paper at the same rates. But the best is that Jock builds winter scenes of little log houses out of Qtips at the same rate that wax builds up in Bob’s ears.
by You rReal Name January 29, 2021
Get the Costbromug. If a person, say an author, is well spoken and writes a lot of books, he is called prolific. But, an ordinary person who writes well, but rarely and not in detail... he shall be referred to as amateurlific. He can carry on a written conversation fairly well, but the castle he builds with his prose tend to most often be made of sand. He fails to write enough detail, but fortunately for his readers, he chooses to write infrequently so they let him get away with it.
Bob often was self-described as knowing an extraordinary amount about everything, whereas his blog lacked detail and in all other ways was equally amateurlific. He lacked content, and detail. He often promised, but he never really delivered. Little Leaguer.
by You rReal Name June 24, 2020
Get the Amateurlificmug. An instrument of reality modification. If there is fact you do not like to hear, just trumpit from the rooftops.... make up your own fact and repeat it long, loud and often and eventually even YOU will believe it.
He hated to read that so many people were dying on his watch. He got out his trumpit and wailed on about haw they were not really dying, they were just resting up so that they would take-up much less floor space in the hospital.
by You rReal Name July 8, 2020
Get the trumpitmug. The art of oral distraction, the verbal skills needed to "Alter-nate" truth into pure fiction. aka "The Con-way" or "Conwayfying", aka "the long gone con", aka "the blonde-con"
Kellyanne truly masters the time honoured sleight-of-mouth necessary to magically mould fact into fiction, and shall inherit the earth, because thou shalt have no falsettos before her.
by You rReal Name August 16, 2020
Get the Sleight-of-mouthmug. A person whose texts are so longtexted and brutally texty and just plain huge. Diarrhea of the keyboard.
Bob suffered from a severe case of keyboarditis, he was textitocious to the point of putting the internet itself to sleep with 5he volumes of useless words sent only to amuse his own ego.
by You rReal Name October 31, 2024
Get the textitociousmug. When someone realizes they can speak quicker than they can type and they post all their thoughts as audio clips. They continue to have strong feelings and argue many sides of popular issues, so we refer to the resulting tirades as an auditorial. Audio editorials.
I remember the day the world abandoned Twitter because it slowed them down in re-arranging the world around them, and switched overnight to the auditorial, which has the advantage of virtual reality recreation of actual arguments among famous people for historical purposes.
by You rReal Name November 28, 2020
Get the auditorialmug. The abhorrent way some people abuse our court systems to their personal advantage by saying, writing and doing things to waste time and frustrate and impoverish their enemies.
He had a certain style, a vexattitude that looked to a REAL lawyer like he was just using the Courts as his personal playground in retirement. So, REAL lawyers tended to just have the cops cool him off in jail every few months.
by You rReal Name June 25, 2020
Get the vexattitudemug.