Definitions by You rReal Name
Toot Suite
For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.
In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.
Toot Suite by You rReal Name March 10, 2023
Cointract
Any legal agreement between at least two parties, where less than $1.00 is the negotiated payment for any purpose. Any legal deal in writing where loose pocket change can be used to buy services. Or it could be a "Bit Cointract", where even pennies can buy people off.
I'm not saying she was naive, but when Jane cointracted with a Mexican brain surgeon to do a transplant, she was not thinking clearly.
Cointract by You rReal Name January 21, 2023
Manupulated
When your buddy has thoroughly convinced you it is time to tale responsibility for a big issue in your life, you now are challenged to "cowboy up" and get the tough jobs done.
Bob had historically been in self denial over his divorce, but his best man, Jock, manupulated him to accept responsibility for being caught in the marital sack with another woman, his wife's younger sister. Regrettably, that was on his wedding might.
Manupulated by You rReal Name November 2, 2022
Rentaclue
n. What you tell someone who is totally unaware of how something works. When he/she/it simply cannot fathom what you said,,,, when the person is absolutely boggled by some trivial problem… you suggest that they go get some facts with this emphatic command. Go rentaclue!
Bob was visibly baffled by the way courts work in Ontario, and, one day, he expressed that confusion to His Honor. The judge, trying to be patient at the newbie’s foolishness, finally said: “My courtroom operates like all the others. Go rentaclue before your next appearance.
Rentaclue by You rReal Name April 6, 2022
underdue
While Bob was not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, he WAS always able to report his tasks as under control and underdue in project status meetings. He did this by providing excessively estimates for his portion of the work at planning time.
underdue by You rReal Name February 24, 2022
underdo
The complete lack of the ability to complete tasks with the normally accepted level of completeness from an average intellect. Ineffective. Lazy, but does actually perform small tasks on occasion.
Bob, despite many years of experience, was a complete failure at finishing jobs of a high quality. Instead, he would inevitably underdo even the simplest of tasks. He left so much to be completed by others and would always be underdue as well.
underdo by You rReal Name February 24, 2022
Coinviction
A contrary state of mind created in most people by announcements that some countries have now adopted virtual currencies like Bitcoin. They stand by their coinviction that the ages old universal adoption of physical coinage and paper currency is the only practical way to store wealth...they can see it will be very difficult in a post-nuclear war world to find Internet access to buy bread and clean water. Even the tiniest gold coin can BUY something when the lights go out.
Despite an established virtual currency like Bitcoin making early adopters into undeserving millionaires, Bob shared a common coinviction with billions of people that ALL money must exist as a physical reality to be of any value in a world without electricity and an Internet and banks.
Coinviction by You rReal Name June 14, 2021