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If a person, say an author, is well spoken and writes a lot of books, he is called prolific. But, an ordinary person who writes well, but rarely and not in detail... he shall be referred to as amateurlific. He can carry on a written conversation fairly well, but the castle he builds with his prose tend to most often be made of sand. He fails to write enough detail, but fortunately for his readers, he chooses to write infrequently so they let him get away with it.
Bob often was self-described as knowing an extraordinary amount about everything, whereas his blog lacked detail and in all other ways was equally amateurlific. He lacked content, and detail. He often promised, but he never really delivered. Little Leaguer.
by You rReal Name June 24, 2020
Get the Amateurlificmug. How you refer to those friends who help you through life after divorce by sharing a Costco membership so you do not get withdrawal symptoms from not having a large enough jar of mayonnaise.... in reserve.
Bob’s Costbro, Jock, was the perfect match. They consumed broiled chicken, cole slaw, three bean salad, Frank’s Red Hot and toilet paper at the same rates. But the best is that Jock builds winter scenes of little log houses out of Qtips at the same rate that wax builds up in Bob’s ears.
by You rReal Name January 29, 2021
Get the Costbromug. A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.
Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .
by You rReal Name July 27, 2020
Get the I-Eyemug. A friendly greeting used by Sylvester Stallone Whenever and wherever he meets his Jewish buddies at the gym.
Yosemites! I’m feeling a bit verklempt ...let’s schlep out the heavy bags for an hour and then catch us a schvitz!
by You rReal Name August 5, 2020
Get the Yosemitesmug. What a tomcat who can’t spell calls the stuff he exudes when sufficiently sexually stimulated by a particularly cute pussy.
Tweetybird had to perch quietly while Sylvester moaned, groaned and ultimately climaxed in a spray of catachism he directed at least at the correct end of the pussy presented to him.
by You rReal Name January 5, 2021
Get the Catachismmug. Evolution gave man two weapons... a brain and a lawyer. Man has an insatiable desire to sue others for perceived or real damages inflected on them by their fellow man. We call one type of abuse a "tort", from the Latin "tortium"... a hurt, an injury or a wrong . One "tort" is just one category of abuse, one wrongful act out of all the acts you can sue for. If you protect your rights by suing, you are seen to be "tortal", one who is NOT be messed with, because you know how to fight back... you KNOW how to SUE!
Bob was one who did not suffer fools lightly. To say his perverse use of courts and the law satisfied his base tortal desires is an understatement of the most extreme kind. He sued his mother for not providing the necessities of life.... IN THE WOMB! He even wanted to sue Google for NOT knowing who killed Jimmy Hoffa, even when he politely asked Alexa to help find out. It was Bob who first came up with "O.o.o,h.h., I love tortals!"
by You rReal Name December 22, 2020
Get the Tortalmug. One who had the actual soundwaves enter their ear canal and become a signal to their brains. One who heard something first hand (first ear?) with no alterations induced by people who passed on their opinions of what was heard.
Beautiful music exists ONLY in the ear of the behearer What may be squeaks and squawks to you may be be the music of angels to another. Nothing can duplicate the music beheard live in a concert. And God said: “Behear what I say unto you for it’s vibrations shall bring you joy!
by You rReal Name January 4, 2021
Get the behearermug.