You rReal Name's definitions

Mount Rushmost

The tourist attraction voted most likely to benefit from a name change by having the current U.S. President carved into it each 4 years, and if re-elected for a second term.... the Vice President is carved.

In a daring move, Joe Biden today decreed that, if elected, he would sign into effect a bill re-naming it Mount Rushmost, and ensuring that EVERY president, past and present, is carved into the old Rushmore facade at a size befitting the good works performed. Republicans, in a daring political response, DEMANDED the new policy BE made retroactive.

by You rReal Name August 18, 2020

Zmourt

In 2020 and 2021 in Canada, the courts continued to operate in remote mode, they used the Zoom teleconferencing software even for murder trials Thus, Zoom Court, or more efficiently, Zmourt, has continued British Common Law with little disruption.

The only GOOD thing about Covid-19 was that if you committed a crime, you need only stop Tweeting and click on Zmourt from the comfort of your lawyer’s office. No driving, no parking, no waiting with the hordes to be assigned to a physical room where you got to wait some more. You can watch YouTube waiting in Zmourt. Or pornography, even.

by You rReal Name May 1, 2021

Conwayvian

A portion of USA culture that believes: Whether if it came direct from POTUS his own self, or just from his minion, Kellyanne Conway, it may as well have come from the lips of God, as if it was just chiselled into stone by Moses, or as if it just got off the boat built by Noah.

Among the crowd gathered at Lincoln's monument to hear the latest directives were an entire Conwayvian chapter bused in from Florida, resplendent in their colourful robes and tinfoil helmets. One could say they were paying WRAPPED attention to their leader.

by You rReal Name August 16, 2020

seensay

The third party act of knowing someone who saw something happening on a computer screen, and then coming to court and describing what your friend saw. The visual equivalent to hearsay, non-admissable testimony from a person who was told by ANOTHER person what happened.

Bob always prided himself on his polite and accurate political blog posts, so he was very upset when he was arrested based on some cop coming into court saying his witness had seen a rude blog post by him. Since the cop had not read the post himself on a computer screen, the judge ruled his testimony as inadmissable seensay.

by You rReal Name January 10, 2021

Awed job

Work that is so incredibly well done that when people observe the results their jaws drop as their eyes take in the perfection of the work.

I knew right away that James was the mechanic who fixed my car because he had done such an awed job that it felt like I was driving a brand new car. It was perfect.

by You rReal Name May 16, 2023

Audience

Any assembled group of exceedingly rich autoviles who worship Ingolstadt Germany as the only TRUE automobile manufacturing city in the universe.

"I knew I was in trouble when I began to praise my Beemer as the greatest German car ever made and I found myself in seconds surrounded by an audience, 5 rings of highly organized protesters. Even their cell phones rang 5 times for every call."

by You rReal Name November 22, 2019

right wingding

Those nuts of a right leaning persuausion which go so FAR right that they almost strip their threads completely from the
bolt. As if the slightest touch or even a vibration might make them lose their grip on reality entirely.

Bob was certainly unusual. He attended Proud Boy meetings and ended up accusing everyone in the room of using the
wrong setting on their hair clippers. He joined Oath Keepers for dinner and complained they did not get there at the time
they promised. Even the most conservative Brit would say "He's a right wingding! He is wound up so tight he's about to
lose his grip!

by You rReal Name January 26, 2021