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A portion of USA culture that believes: Whether if it came direct from POTUS his own self, or just from his minion, Kellyanne Conway, it may as well have come from the lips of God, as if it was just chiselled into stone by Moses, or as if it just got off the boat built by Noah.
Among the crowd gathered at Lincoln's monument to hear the latest directives were an entire Conwayvian chapter bused in from Florida, resplendent in their colourful robes and tinfoil helmets. One could say they were paying WRAPPED attention to their leader.
by You rReal Name August 16, 2020
Get the Conwayvian mug.In 2020 and 2021 in Canada, the courts continued to operate in remote mode, they used the Zoom teleconferencing software even for murder trials Thus, Zoom Court, or more efficiently, Zmourt, has continued British Common Law with little disruption.
The only GOOD thing about Covid-19 was that if you committed a crime, you need only stop Tweeting and click on Zmourt from the comfort of your lawyer’s office. No driving, no parking, no waiting with the hordes to be assigned to a physical room where you got to wait some more. You can watch YouTube waiting in Zmourt. Or pornography, even.
by You rReal Name May 1, 2021
Get the Zmourt mug.An instrument of reality modification. If there is fact you do not like to hear, just trumpit from the rooftops.... make up your own fact and repeat it long, loud and often and eventually even YOU will believe it.
He hated to read that so many people were dying on his watch. He got out his trumpit and wailed on about haw they were not really dying, they were just resting up so that they would take-up much less floor space in the hospital.
by You rReal Name July 8, 2020
Get the trumpit mug.Pandemicrophone - n. a socially distanced audio input device Alt.n. Audio input device designed for an Ailuropoda melanoleuca (aka: giant panda)
When the lonely musicians emerged from quarantine for their first paying gig in months, each one brought their favourite pandemicrophone so the spit from the drummer would not put them in hospital.
by You rReal Name June 14, 2020
Get the pandemicrophone mug.Being able to locate precisely with only 2 "sightings". Humans and dogs, will use JUST noise entering our 2 ears to get a precise knowledge of where a noise is coming from. Biangulation is finding stuff precisely with only 2 concurrent observations., not 3.
Dogs have been biangulating their way to cookie jars for centuries. So while a dog certainly has excellent smelling abilities, biangulation gets any dog DIRECTLY to the cookie jar with the slightest rattle of the lid.
by You rReal Name July 27, 2020
Get the biangulation mug.A contrary state of mind created in most people by announcements that some countries have now adopted virtual currencies like Bitcoin. They stand by their coinviction that the ages old universal adoption of physical coinage and paper currency is the only practical way to store wealth...they can see it will be very difficult in a post-nuclear war world to find Internet access to buy bread and clean water. Even the tiniest gold coin can BUY something when the lights go out.
Despite an established virtual currency like Bitcoin making early adopters into undeserving millionaires, Bob shared a common coinviction with billions of people that ALL money must exist as a physical reality to be of any value in a world without electricity and an Internet and banks.
by You rReal Name June 14, 2021
Get the Coinviction mug.The plotting and planning raccoons do with the local dogs to make them the largest mess possible of my garbage cans and bags.
I try not to be depressed by the knowledge that, every day, raccoons meet up with dogs in dark places in a coonspiracy to go out that night and rip open my garbage bags and spread the contents as widely as possible to upset me. They all hide their faces behind those masks nature provided them.
by You rReal Name May 15, 2024
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