You rReal Name's definitions
When nothing but an innocent errant space splits a proper noun and turns it into a sadistic command to kill
It was just a matter of time before a simple typo, Ed die, got him arrested for ordering the death of Axel Foley, arguably the most famous cop in Beverly Hills.
by You rReal Name July 8, 2020
Get the Ed diemug. Being able to locate precisely with only 2 "sightings". Humans and dogs, will use JUST noise entering our 2 ears to get a precise knowledge of where a noise is coming from. Biangulation is finding stuff precisely with only 2 concurrent observations., not 3.
Dogs have been biangulating their way to cookie jars for centuries. So while a dog certainly has excellent smelling abilities, biangulation gets any dog DIRECTLY to the cookie jar with the slightest rattle of the lid.
by You rReal Name July 27, 2020
Get the biangulationmug. The plotting and planning raccoons do with the local dogs to make them the largest mess possible of my garbage cans and bags.
I try not to be depressed by the knowledge that, every day, raccoons meet up with dogs in dark places in a coonspiracy to go out that night and rip open my garbage bags and spread the contents as widely as possible to upset me. They all hide their faces behind those masks nature provided them.
by You rReal Name May 15, 2024
Get the Coonspiracymug. One who had the actual soundwaves enter their ear canal and become a signal to their brains. One who heard something first hand (first ear?) with no alterations induced by people who passed on their opinions of what was heard.
Beautiful music exists ONLY in the ear of the behearer What may be squeaks and squawks to you may be be the music of angels to another. Nothing can duplicate the music beheard live in a concert. And God said: “Behear what I say unto you for it’s vibrations shall bring you joy!
by You rReal Name January 4, 2021
Get the behearermug. Any person who has spent enough money on a car that he/she becomes unbearably prejudiced whenever conversing about cars.
Alternate: A person standing alone being an absolute jerk.
Alternate: A person standing alone being an absolute jerk.
I find that, at parties, when I try to talk about various great cars that an autovile will inevitably steal the conversation by claiming he has tried them all and ended up in an audience} so privileged that I have to leave, lest I have to give him an expunation of my disgust.
by You rReal Name November 22, 2019
Get the Autovilemug. Evolution gave man two weapons... a brain and a lawyer. Man has an insatiable desire to sue others for perceived or real damages inflected on them by their fellow man. We call one type of abuse a "tort", from the Latin "tortium"... a hurt, an injury or a wrong . One "tort" is just one category of abuse, one wrongful act out of all the acts you can sue for. If you protect your rights by suing, you are seen to be "tortal", one who is NOT be messed with, because you know how to fight back... you KNOW how to SUE!
Bob was one who did not suffer fools lightly. To say his perverse use of courts and the law satisfied his base tortal desires is an understatement of the most extreme kind. He sued his mother for not providing the necessities of life.... IN THE WOMB! He even wanted to sue Google for NOT knowing who killed Jimmy Hoffa, even when he politely asked Alexa to help find out. It was Bob who first came up with "O.o.o,h.h., I love tortals!"
by You rReal Name December 22, 2020
Get the Tortalmug. A friendly greeting used by Sylvester Stallone Whenever and wherever he meets his Jewish buddies at the gym.
Yosemites! I’m feeling a bit verklempt ...let’s schlep out the heavy bags for an hour and then catch us a schvitz!
by You rReal Name August 5, 2020
Get the Yosemitesmug.