You rReal Name's definitions

Toot Suite

For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.

In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.

by You rReal Name March 10, 2023

poemaphore

What you create when you use a line or two from a poem as a metaphor for something you are trying to explain to another person.

I get it... he used "The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas." to express to me desolation and despair, but his mixed poemaphore lost me when he added on "There's something happening her, what it is ain'; exactly clear." Of corse its not clear, its cloudy!

by You rReal Name July 23, 2020

underdue

The state of any person on a project where the first date or time for a task has yet to occur.

While Bob was not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, he WAS always able to report his tasks as under control and underdue in project status meetings. He did this by providing excessively estimates for his portion of the work at planning time.

by You rReal Name February 24, 2022

knoll-it-all

A extremely arrogant, self-centered person who claims at every turn to know more about everything than anybody else in the world. To the point those who had to put up with him were known to wish for a small grassy mound and a couple of eager Cuban mercenaries.

Bob was an avid yet arrogant vintage car collector. His constant and annoying claims he was the expert on every 1963 Lincoln model made led to his being referred to as a knoll-it-all.

by You rReal Name November 6, 2024

her-story

The documentation of injustices to women based solely on equality, NOT simply on preference to one sex or another.

When you research the her-story facts, you will find that women are given longer jail sentences for the same crime than are men, are paid 13.3% less for the same job, and are TEN times more likely to be sexually assaulted.

by You rReal Name July 12, 2020

E-Piphany

An internet E-nabled delivery of an "illuminating discovery, realization, or disclosure." Rather than being required to have the mental ability to accept something entirely new, one can login and be fed illumination.

Just be clicking "Mark As Read" you too can instantly attain "an intuitive grasp of reality through something (such as an event) usually simple and striking." Why waste brain power when an email will do?

E-piphany! When your brain is just too busy to learn something new.

Bob was a few synapses short of a brain and being able of accepting brand new concepts, so when it came to , he signed up for a monthly E-nlightened E-Piphany. When the email arrives he quickly double clicks it to open, and the rush of sudden apathy and intelligence fills his body. The world gets a little bit clearer... More obvious and distinct, Finally, he is at peace once again for another 30 days.

by You rReal Name January 6, 2021

man die

What you need to make sure you always have your super heroes around.
A die is what is used to form steel into something strong and useful. Superman did not need one to be created, but mere mortals require a man die to replicate their heroes.

It took them many hours of careful grinding and polishing to create a man die capable of cloning their hero, Steve McQueen. But, even in the earliest stages, it was test-stamping out quite a remarkable version of Clint Eastwood, post Dirty Harry, just prior to Gran Torino.

by You rReal Name July 8, 2020