You rReal Name's definitions
The tourist attraction voted most likely to benefit from a name change by having the current U.S. President carved into it each 4 years, and if re-elected for a second term.... the Vice President is carved.
In a daring move, Joe Biden today decreed that, if elected, he would sign into effect a bill re-naming it Mount Rushmost, and ensuring that EVERY president, past and present, is carved into the old Rushmore facade at a size befitting the good works performed. Republicans, in a daring political response, DEMANDED the new policy BE made retroactive.
by You rReal Name August 18, 2020
Get the Mount Rushmostmug. If a person, say an author, is well spoken and writes a lot of books, he is called prolific. But, an ordinary person who writes well, but rarely and not in detail... he shall be referred to as amateurlific. He can carry on a written conversation fairly well, but the castle he builds with his prose tend to most often be made of sand. He fails to write enough detail, but fortunately for his readers, he chooses to write infrequently so they let him get away with it.
Bob often was self-described as knowing an extraordinary amount about everything, whereas his blog lacked detail and in all other ways was equally amateurlific. He lacked content, and detail. He often promised, but he never really delivered. Little Leaguer.
by You rReal Name June 24, 2020
Get the Amateurlificmug. The exact degree of sin that you just committed. Expressed as "GUILTY-01" to "GUILTY-100". So a quick butt-pat of your secretary in the halls might be GUILTY-01, while a three way with and at your Mother-in-law's Bridge Club is GUILTY-100.
Allan was a recent groom, and as such he had not learned his persintage catechism. He thought that just "checking out a cute butt" was off the scale, but that has been judged GUILTY-27 for years.
by You rReal Name August 8, 2020
Get the Persintagemug. A contraction of “cunning councillors”, those elected municipal representatives who are so smart they invent projects that always benefit their bank accounts FIRST while ONLY APPEARING to benefit the townspeople. Also can be used as an expletive to express a general dissatisfaction with elected officials.
There was no doubt that after the Contentious debate the Cuncillors were responsible for the flawed contract. It paid them each 5% of the gross deal under the table and townsfolk paid only double the going rate for asphalt paving.
by You rReal Name July 25, 2020
Get the Cuncillormug. The first in a planned series of personalized brain surgeries which remove all traces of the common character traits of all the Bobs you ever knew. The steadfastness and resolve of the “Robert”, and the good looks and endearments of “Rob” in him are left alone, but all the fun-loving eccentricities and the “no pun left behind” attitude simply disappear on the cutting room floor. If the clinic is proven to successfully restructure Bob, the Joebotomy will arrive in time for the election. Any old Joe you choose can be transformed with a few deft cuts to become Barack or Bill-like at the molecular level. The Flobotomy follows and offers back a serious insurance agent where once only a floozy lived.
Bob had tried all of the run of the mill brain surgeries to make himself more docile, less irritating...but when the Bobotomy was introduced in ‘19 he was first in line for it and he was able to live a benign yet fruitful life. Never again would the world be subjected to bad puns and childish practical jokes.
by You rReal Name August 19, 2020
Get the Bobotomymug. The complete lack of the ability to complete tasks with the normally accepted level of completeness from an average intellect. Ineffective. Lazy, but does actually perform small tasks on occasion.
Bob, despite many years of experience, was a complete failure at finishing jobs of a high quality. Instead, he would inevitably underdo even the simplest of tasks. He left so much to be completed by others and would always be underdue as well.
by You rReal Name February 24, 2022
Get the underdomug. What you create when you use a line or two from a poem as a metaphor for something you are trying to explain to another person.
I get it... he used "The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas." to express to me desolation and despair, but his mixed poemaphore lost me when he added on "There's something happening her, what it is ain'; exactly clear." Of corse its not clear, its cloudy!
by You rReal Name July 23, 2020
Get the poemaphoremug.