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The coincidence of not using the 1st and last letter of every row going left to right then right to left. Mainly typed bored students.

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wertyuiokjhgfdsxcvbn by You are my first victim December 10, 2022

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CONGRATULATIONS. You lost 1 friend today... oh and ur very bored.

Girl 1: Heyyy
Boy 1: What
Girl 1: Ur cute wanna date me
Boy 2: NO I WANT TO DATE HIM
Girl 2: But I wanted to date... you
Boy 1: I WAS JUST TRYING TO QWERTYUIOLKJHGFDZXCV

Girl 1: Chill
Boy 2: Man I just wanted a hotdogs
Girl 2: I want your hotdog
Boy 2: Oh really?
Girl 2: Come here daddy
Boy 2: No you mommy
Boy 1: What is going on
Girl 1: Why don't we join them 😏😏😏
Boy 1: Come here
All: Kissing sounds
Girls: Oh yeah
Boys: Makes dumb moaning sounds.

qwertyuiolkjhgfdzxcv by You are my first victim December 9, 2022

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You've achieved MAX BOREDOM. You haven't touched grass in a week then you tried qawsedrftgyhujikolpzxcvbnm then you thought let's add numbers

Hey do you feel like you're 1qa2ws3ed4rf5tg6yh7uj8ik9ol0pzxcvbnm.

1qa2ws3ed4rf5tg6yh7uj8ik9ol0pzxcvbnm by You are my first victim October 15, 2022