Definitions by Yoda Bon Zelda

Dick-ton 

A more than plentiful amount; Word-combo used to substitute phrases like, "a lot", "too much", or a "shit-load." This word is to be used creatively as if you were actually to be measuring the amount by weight in penis.

Man, I just puked a dick-ton." or "Did you see that?" "No, what?" "There was a dick-ton of elderly people on motorcycles!

Dick-ton by Yoda Bon Zelda July 31, 2011

Wig-Split 

What you say after the act of getting a kill in Call of Duty: Black Ops with a tomahawk.

An unsuspecting victim gets a tomahawk to the head and you then yell, "WIG-SPLIT!"

Wig-Split by Yoda Bon Zelda July 30, 2011