Definitions by Yo Mama's skydiving accident
Turquoise Balls
"Damn, I haven't had sex in ages. I have the worst blue balls"
"Sounds like you got a little green jealousy mixed in there my guy. He stole your girl."
"Oh no... you're right. I have turquoise balls"
"Sounds like you got a little green jealousy mixed in there my guy. He stole your girl."
"Oh no... you're right. I have turquoise balls"
Turquoise Balls by Yo Mama's skydiving accident November 9, 2020
Jack jack off off
When numerous persons with the name of Jack gather and compete over who can pleasure themselves the best, most efficiently, or fastest. Any other competition parameter works under this term, but it must pertain to multiple Jacks masturbating.
"Hey homie, did you attend the Jack jack off off last night?"
"Yeah man! Jack was on fire, but other Jack finished in record time. I couldn't believe my eyes!"
"Yeah man! Jack was on fire, but other Jack finished in record time. I couldn't believe my eyes!"
Jack jack off off by Yo Mama's skydiving accident June 23, 2020